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• A CDTF Opening Day Tailgate at The Stadium!

  

  It’s Opening Day, bitches! And CDTF will be at Yankee Stadium to see it all go down. I just picked up my press pass (printed my tickets from stubhub) and... Read more

  Posted on 31 March 2011 SPORTS

• Geography 101: Sizing Up The Competition by Bra Size

  

  From the creative folks over at Geekologie, a map of the world by breast size: Yeah, this is definitely not accurate or anything, because the numbers make no... Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2011 HUMOR, RANDOM

• Chicks Do Not Dig: The March Edition

  

  Every now and then, CDTF presents an assortment of items that we kinda sorta really hate. Today is one of those days. And you, my friends, are the lucky winners... Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2011 SPORTS

• Batting Practice, Bitches: The One with Marrying Nolan Smith, Sex Offenders,...

  

  This is like CDTF's version of Hot Topics, minus Baba Wawa, Tracy Jordan's wife, that cranky conservative bitch, the menopausal liberal, and that Mel... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2011 SPORTS

• Devils Vs. Demons, a Battle of Evil Creatures for Basketball Supremacy

  

  Chicks support other chicks. Or they should. And since I need something to fill the void of Nolan Smith, the Duke women’s basketball team seems like the best... Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2011 BASKETBALL, SPORTS

• A Sweet and Super Sour 16: Friday Night Preview

  

  An introduction; blah, blah, blah; act like I still care about these stupid games, even though I am disappointed and depressed; mention how I was 3-1 with last... Read more

  Posted on 25 March 2011 SPORTS

• A Live-Blog Turned Eulogy: The Bitter End.

  

  [As originally written; scroll down to skip the cock-tease of a first half]. Even though there is a Duke Hoops Watch at the Village Pourhouse, I am too nervous... Read more

  Posted on 25 March 2011 BASKETBALL, SPORTS

• Best Mugshot Ever?

  

  He is dreamy. This 21-year-old dude, David Davis, decided to grab scissors and stab someone in the middle of his haircut. He was trying to kill two birds with... Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2011 HUMOR

• A Sweet and Sour 16: Thursday Night (The Quest for Back-to-Back Continues)

  

  The Sweet 16 starts tonight, and if this tournament has taught us anything so far, it is that anything can happen. So this is CDTF's breakdown of tonight's... Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2011 BASKETBALL, SPORTS

• Bracket Rage with Baillif Before the Sweet Sixteen!

  

  Before the Sweet 16 kicks off, Gene is back for some bracket banter. In terms of our brackets, he is still kicking my ass. And pretty much everyone else in our... Read more

  Posted on 23 March 2011 BASKETBALL, SPORTS

• Blue for Blue II: A Doggone Travesty

  

  Did you guys hear that Butler’s mascot, Blue II, a chubtastically adorable bulldog, has been banned from the Sweet 16? What the hell is that? Read more

  Posted on 23 March 2011 HUMOR, SPORTS

• About Yesterday. You Know, the Duke Hate Mail and Everything.

  

  First and foremost, thank you for the huge response and for all of the comments. An especially big thanks to the kickass awesome Duke Report, which so graciousl... Read more

  Posted on 23 March 2011 SPORTS

• Batting Practice, Bitches: The One with Tiger Woods, Grant Hill, Flip Cup, and...

  

  This is like CDTF's version of Hot Topics, minus Baba Wawa, Tracy Jordan's wife, that cranky conservative bitch, the menopausal liberal, and that Mel... Read more

  Posted on 22 March 2011 SPORTS

• You Hate Duke? We Know. We Just Don’t Give a Damn.

  

  We aim to please our 12 fans here at CDTF, especially eloquent word wizards like Pat, one of my fave people. As he correctly pointed out, the rabidity of the... Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2011 SPORTS

• Bracket Rage with Baillif!

  

  I don’t know about you, but my bracket is pretty much busted. From the moment I pressed “submit” in the Tourney Challenge, I have been haunted by the fact that ... Read more

  Posted on 20 March 2011 SPORTS

• Duke Vs. Hampton: A Back-to-Back Beginning

  

  I had planned to write a sarcastic post about Hampton, in a “Somewhat Factual” style, but then I researched the school and realized that they just have too... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2011 SPORTS

• Smash ARod's Face: The Game.

  | Smash ARod's Face | He is now doing Cameron Diaz instead of steroids. So before the season begins, let's knock some sense into ARod and get him serious about... Read more

  Posted on 17 March 2011 HUMOR

• NBA Refs Vs. Writers. Or, Bill Spooner is Not a Happy Camper.

  

  Make-up calls happen all of the time in sports, especially in the NBA. But Bill Spooner, an NBA referee, is not a happy camper that he was called out on it. Read more

  Posted on 17 March 2011 BASKETBALL, SPORTS

• Poor, Little Kwami and the Amusing/Evil Professor: Another Tale of Facebook...

  

  Christine Rubio, a 15-year veteran teacher from Brooklyn, may hate her fifth-grade class, but by snarkily wishing death upon them via Facebook, she may have jus... Read more

  Posted on 16 March 2011 SOCIETY

• Update: Kyrie Irving is Back, Bitches

  

  Not to pat ourselves on the back here or anything, but just a little update on this morning's post from fellow Dukie and now ESPN analyst Jay... Read more

  Posted on 16 March 2011 SPORTS