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• I Saw Derek Jeter Hit #3,000 and All I Took Were These 300 Photos.

  

  Since yesterday, I have tried to post all 292 photos, but Blogger just keeps crashing. So we are going with these for now. There is no way to truly capture a... Read more

  Posted on 12 July 2011 SPORTS

• Please Come Back for Seconds.

  

  A big post about Derek Jeter and #3,000 is coming, but I just didn't have time to finish it this morning or upload all of the photos from the game. Blame my dad. Read more

  Posted on 11 July 2011 SPORTS

• 3,000 Reasons to Be Excited About Tonight.

  

  Good afternoon, gang. Fittingly, Katy Perry's “Last Friday Night” is pumping through the office. No clients, no boss, just a stack of files, my hilarious tag... Read more

  Posted on 08 July 2011 SPORTS

• Shock and Awe and Casey Anthony.

  

  I had planned to write a post about Roger Clemens’ upcoming trial. I had started with, “Well, now that we are about to receive a verdict in the Casey Anthony... Read more

  Posted on 05 July 2011 SPORTS

• Happy Fourth of July (and Other News to Celebrate).

  

  Today is one of my favorite days of the year. For one, it is a built-in summer holiday. The law rests on Independence Day (except for our nation’s favorite... Read more

  Posted on 04 July 2011 SPORTS

• Major League Baseball and My Future Engagement Bracelet from Mark Cuban.

  

  I am as likely to marry Mark Cuban as he is to own a Major League Baseball team. Sad, but true. And really, it makes no sense. Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2011 SPORTS

• Plane Crashes Are No Match for Austin Hatch.

  

  I had a funny/sarcastic post all ready to go about how I am as likely to marry Mark Cuban as he is to own a Major League Baseball team, but then my good friend... Read more

  Posted on 30 June 2011 SPORTS

• Asked and Answered: The Day ESPN Fixed My Life.

  

  Yesterday, I gushed about Michael Morse and how I want to have his fantasy baseball babies. I went through a similar, albeit much briefer experience, with Eric... Read more

  Posted on 29 June 2011 SPORTS

• Goat F#cking in Chicago and Other Tuesday Tidbits.

  

  Goat Fuckers: You have to give the Chicago Cubs some credit for their sense of humor (you know, unlike the previously cursed Red Sox). The Cubs have not won... Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2011 SPORTS

• MLB Divas Live: Jim Riggleman's Swan Song

  

  Whoa, did anyone see Jim Riggleman’s hissy fit coming? I don't know how he thought this selfish, unprofessional "stand" would benefit him in any way. Read more

  Posted on 24 June 2011 SPORTS

• In the Best Interests of Baseball?

  

  In rejecting the deal between FOX Sports and the Los Angeles Dodgers, Bud Selig cited the oft-changing but influential “Best Interests of Baseball” clause. ... Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2011 BASEBALL, SPORTS

• A Drowning in Dodgerville.

  

  As Frank McCourt drowns in personal debt and lawsuits, Commissioner Bud Selig essentially turned around the rescue boat and said, “You know what? This jackass... Read more

  Posted on 21 June 2011 BASEBALL, SPORTS

• Chicks Dig Harry Potter, Jose Reyes, and Fabulous Penguins.

  

  So I don’t have much time this morning. Why, you ask (or didn’t, whatever)? Because I am going to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, bitches! And I am more... Read more

  Posted on 17 June 2011 SPORTS

• Realignment is for Cars and Spines – NOT Baseball.

  

  Major League Baseball is contemplating realignment in the new collective bargaining agreement. And where there is smoke, there is fire. Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2011 SPORTS

• The Peoria Chiefs Give an Imaginary Middle Finger to Lebron James.

  

  Hi team. Sorry for the late post, but I just got back from court. In fact, I spent most of the morning furiously scribbling a post on the back of a client's... Read more

  Posted on 15 June 2011 SPORTS

• Be Careful What You Wish For: The Whore of Akron Lost His V-Card to the Mavs.

  

  And by “v-card,” I mean victory. As I have made clear for the past nine months, all I wanted was for Lebron James and the Heat to lose. For better or worse, I... Read more

  Posted on 13 June 2011 BASKETBALL, SPORTS

• Live from New York, It’s... the Mavs Vs. Heat (with Yankees-Red Sox Updates).

  

  “Whatever you do, do it hard and do it with conviction and belief.” – Rick Carlisle, Mavs pre-game locker-room talk. Words to fucking live by, right? I like... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2011 SPORTS

• Hot & Bothered About Another Yankees Loss.

  

  It is 10:00 a.m. and already ridiculously hot here in Manhattan. I am a firm believer in the theory that sweating should be reserved for sex and sports only. Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2011 BASEBALL, SPORTS

• Musings of a Fantasy Baseball Rookie.

  

  While I have always been a tomboy and a sports junkie, I have also always considered baseball to be “my” sport. But it is surprising to me – in such a great... Read more

  Posted on 08 June 2011 BASEBALL, SPORTS

• The Red Sox Listen to a 12-year-old and Agree to Make Baseball 'Better'

  

  It is rare that I offer an overwhelming gold star to the Red Sox - but we must give credit where credit is due. Like the San Francisco Giants, Boston has... Read more

  Posted on 06 June 2011 BASEBALL, SPORTS