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• Quotes of the Day

  

  I started out my night with a nice hot bath and can you believe it I went to the gym to bike for a half hour? Good energy and tunes make for a great night of... Read more

  The 15 May 2012 by   Lucky
  

• Boris Johnson: London’s First Mayor to Look (almost Exactly) Like an Orangutan

  

  Boris as an orangutan. Photo credit: Buzzfeed Boris Johnson’s convincing London mayoral elections win over Labour candidate Ken Livingstone was celebrated by... Read more

  The 08 May 2012 by   Periscope
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• Toddlers & Tiaras: The Beautiful Fairy Princess Pageant Ain’t Just For Girls...

  

  Dat’s my baby. When he be on stage, them girls just ’bout spit out their Mountain Dew. Yeah. I’m a pretty big deal. When my ‘do is tight and right, the bitches... Read more

  The 24 May 2012 by   Danthatscool
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• Toddlers & Tiaras: Nobody Throws A Hawaiian Luau Sweet Pea Pageant Like...

  

  And the award for Mrs. Ultimate Grand Supreme Vicarious Living goes to… I have no clue what sexy means, but in my silver Hello Kitty stilettos I can... Read more

  The 31 May 2012 by   Danthatscool
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• Dance Moms Miami: Miss Thing…You Are On Fire! Show Us How You Get Your Bad Girl...

  

  Look! Smoke signals! And they say “When is Abby Lee coming back?” Seriously? Again with that skimpy top, honey? Great goggly oogly! We’re on Fire! So are we,... Read more

  The 02 May 2012 by   Danthatscool
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• Toddlers & Tiaras: Enter The Land Of The Storybook Glitz Pageant. Where Robots,...

  

  Trin Trin is here to Win Win, bitches. Any questions? Pageant Monster need sugar. Must have sugar. And money. Lots and lots of money. Booyeah! Just freakin’... Read more

  The 03 May 2012 by   Danthatscool
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• Dance Moms Miami: No One Likes A Quitter, So Deal With Those Weighty Issues Or...

  

  I am a well trained professional prima ballerina. Many men have referred to me as The Nutcracker. Why does it always have to be Abby? Just once I’d like to be... Read more

  The 23 May 2012 by   Danthatscool
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• Mob Wives: Of Dogs And Men. One Messes Up Your Carpet, One Messes Up Your Life....

  

  Oh, yeah. The JoeDawg would totally tap that. Gggrrrufff! Keep it up, bitch, and one more puppy is about to get neutered…m’kay? Sure…I missed him. At least... Read more

  The 07 May 2012 by   Danthatscool
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• 10 Ridiculously Oversized Objects

  

  Several times we have stumbled across oversized objects on the internet,built for fun,to release creativity and yet for commercial purposes they always attract... Read more

  The 10 May 2012 by   Vecie78
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• Mob Wives: Praying For Peace While Cleansing The Soul And The Kitchen Of All...

  

  Gawd as my witness, I told the tattoo guy “Amorosa” not “Omertà”…I loved that crazy bitch. You’re preachin’ to the choir, cuz I’m about to blow a Mr.... Read more

  The 14 May 2012 by   Danthatscool
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