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• Open Source Death Star

  

  In November 2012 the people asked for a death star. But the government said no! In light of continuing threats we should build it ourselves. We need to protect... Read more

  The 10 February 2013 by   Gerard
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• Happy Valentine's Day, I Hate You

  

  image credit With all the hand-wringing over anonymous commenters and social-media trolls, you'd think the Internet is to blame for all the woes of humanity. Read more

  The 06 February 2013 by   Gerard
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• Government Ask Keith Harris and Orville To Sort Out Child Poverty

  

  PM Cameron is DelightedBreaking News!Following on from the Government’s recent announcement of changing the way child poverty is measured in the UK, Gfb can... Read more

  The 04 February 2013 by   Gingerfightback
  

• Dear Kim Kardashian

  

  Dear Kim,First, please allow me to congratulate you on the recent news of your pregnancy. How exciting for you. You must be glowing and overjoyed, but was this... Read more

  The 03 February 2013 by   Maryangela
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• Flanders, Ned

  

  Father. Neighbor. Holy Roller. True believer. Mustachioed. Lefty… One of the most beloved residents of Springfield, Flanders, Ned (full name Nedward) has given... Read more

  The 01 February 2013 by   Themightyf
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• Person Claiming to Be Pastor Leaves Waiter Note: ‘I Give God 10%. Why Do You...

  

  (Reddit via Consumerist) A person claiming to be a pastor apparently tried to stiff a waiter on a tip, explaining that their work for God absolved them of havin... Read more

  The 31 January 2013 by   Blairbarnes
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• Shrewd and Knavish Sprite: Will the Real Andy Kaufman Please Stand Up?

  

  What we professional liars hope to serve is truth. I’m afraid the pompous word for that is “art.” – Orson Welles Art is a lie. Read more

  The 31 January 2013 by   Humorinamerica
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• The Sperm With A Perm – He’s A Game Gamete!

  

  Gingerfightback is pleased to announce that  The Sperm With A Perm will be providing a regular update on his hopes and fears for impregnation. So, without... Read more

  The 29 January 2013 by   Gingerfightback
  

• I’m Giving You Just 8 Chances To Find The Right Word

  

  I have a friend who’s almost as crazy as I am– and that’s saying something. His name’s Dave Beffa-Negrini. He creates custom, hand-cut wooden jigsaw puzzles. Yo... Read more

  The 29 January 2013 by   Mrstrongest
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• How to Not Get Bored When You Have Nothing to Do

  

  When it strikes you that you are running late, or you forgot to do something you now have less time to do, a certain sense of exhilarated heart pounding joins i... Read more

  The 28 January 2013 by   Piecesofmyrandomness
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