Humor Magazine


  • The Saturday Six: Bizarre Holidays

    Saturday Six: Bizarre Holidays

    It’s nice to know that in-between the big stressful holidays like Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Arbor Day, and Thanksgiving…somewhere, someone is coming up with... Read more

    The 15 March 2014 by   Christopher De Voss
  • The Sunday Rumble: 9.3.14

    Sunday Rumble: 9.3.14

    I have left the "Hostages" to their fate: I tried, dammit, I tried! I knew it was an absurdity from the very beginning - the family of a famous surgeon in... Read more

    The 09 March 2014 by   Davidduff
  • A Play By Play Of The Oscars 2014 (In Case You Missed It)

    Play Oscars 2014 Case Missed

    Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: 8:30 pm: The Oscars begin. Ellen DeGeneres is wearing something from the Liberace collection. She is immediately... Read more

    The 03 March 2014 by   Christopher De Voss
  • Baby, It’s Cold Over There

    Baby, It’s Cold Over There

    My husband and I have been wanting to go to an art museum to see a Georgia O’Keeffe exhibit, but we keep opting to do things outdoors instead, because the... Read more

    The 18 March 2014 by   Dianelaneyfitzpatrick
  • I’ll Never Get Drunk on a Wednesday Again

    I’ll Never Drunk Wednesday Again

    You haven’t experienced life until you’ve vomited popcorn. I was happier before I experienced life. A couple people have quit at my job recently (one of whom I... Read more

    The 07 March 2014 by   Katie Hoffman
  • Ellen DeGeneres Dishes It Out on Oscars Fashion and More

    Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: The 86 th annual Academy Awards was Sunday, and funny lady Ellen DeGeneres fulfilled her hosting duties with her usual... Read more

    The 04 March 2014 by   Christopher De Voss
  • Joker Poe, Part 1: Just Diddling

    Joker Poe, Part Just Diddling

    Edgar Allan Poe remains one of the most popular writers in the history of American literature. In the twenty-first century, Poe finds himself at the center of... Read more

    The 03 March 2014 by   Humorinamerica
  • I, Too, Feel Bad About My Neck

    Too, Feel About Neck

    I hope I’m not plagiarizing Nora Ephron, but I’m a firm believer that mimicry is the most adorable form of flattery and I need all the help I can get. Especiall... Read more

    The 04 March 2014 by   Dianelaneyfitzpatrick
  • On Solving Mysteries (When I Should Be Working)

    Solving Mysteries (When Should Working)

    I’ve been doing (or not doing) something for nearly a week now, and I’ve been dying to shout it from the rooftops. As a little announcement foreplay, just to ge... Read more

    The 12 March 2014 by   Katie Hoffman
  • Distracting the Monkey

    Distracting Monkey

    I wipe away my sweat mustache. The man on the mat next to me does so as well, which, given our proximity, seems almost intimate. But to tell the truth, in a... Read more

    The 27 March 2014 by   Pearl