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• FFS?! Friday : the Post-birthday Edition

  

  Got my whiny pants on today, you've been warned. So this week I turned 25 for the 9th time, including the actual time I did turn 25 for the first time. Read more

  Posted on 17 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Wine Science

  

  In honor of my birthday yesterday, I've written a post dedicated to wine and my wine consumption over the years since I was old enough to nick it from my... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Branded by Kellogg's

  

  I have a confession to make….today I bought these Before you start with the tsk-tsk and tut-tut, read on so I can redeem myself. Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Nuffnang Asia-Pacific Blog Awards Need Me

  

  I have exactly that much time to win over the attractive, talented, witty, perfection that is the Nuffnang team. (Is it working yet?) You see, come 16... Read more

  Posted on 10 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Video Blog Premiere : Featuring Woogsworld, Where's My Glow? and Kellogg's

  

  Behold...my very first video blog, AKA a V-log. Behold...my sincere apologies for the video blog. Behold...the dodgy frame that stupid You Tube chose for the... Read more

  Posted on 08 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Donned My Lip Gloss and I Ate It

  

  To the tune of Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it". To bribe or not to bribe? That is the question. At least, it is in my household. Miss6 is a bit... Read more

  Posted on 06 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Part 3

  

  Hurrah! It's that time of the week again! I so love FFS!? Friday. Nothing like getting up on the soap box and having a bit of a ranty tanty moment. This week,... Read more

  Posted on 03 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• First World Trauma

  

  Warning: This post contains material that may be traumatic to...anyone. I very nearly suffered a panic attack last week. I was running late and the twins were... Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• An Open Letter to My Nearest and Dearest Re: My Birthday

  

  Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today to discuss my upcoming birthday. As you know, cherished nearest and dearest, extended family, close friends, and thos... Read more

  Posted on 23 October 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS?! Friday : Issue 2

  Following on from last week's inaugural FFS?! Friday, I'm once again bowing down to the hilarious genius that is Dear Baby G - her sarcasm radar is never so... Read more

  Posted on 20 October 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Oh No He Didn't!

  

  Ohhh ladies. Listen up. I’ve been absolutely bursting to write this post up. The WTF?! nature of it is quite possibly what caused my brain malfunction. Read more

  Posted on 18 October 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Birthday Parties Suck

  Okay, so I’ve had a week to recover. It wasn’t long enough, but I’m going to soldier on despite the trauma. Oh the trauma. Miss5 became Miss6 last Monday, and,... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Oh For Fucks Sake?! Friday*

  

  FFS?! Friday is the brain child of Dear Baby G, who is awesome in so many ways, not the least of which is our shared love of Krispy Kreme donuts. As she puts it... Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Ditch Dribble Don

  

  Ditching : my beloved Miss6 on her birthday night Dribbling : to a sporting legend while all liquored up Donning : a 'mo and becoming a 'Mo Sista for Movember S... Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• And 5 Becomes 6...

  

  Fear not – I’m not pregnant. Perish the thought! Miss5 becomes a Miss6 today. Yeah I’m okay, thanks for asking. I’m quite misty-eyed, but I’m... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• How Many is Enough?

  

  When is it enough? When do people stop asking? Will it be when Miss5 actually becomes a Miss25 for real, not just in her own mind? Read more

  Posted on 06 October 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Shopping Bags Vs. Bra Twirling

  

  #1 Nana is a fickle creature. That's my positive spin, at least. We went to Ikea the other day. We enjoyed the foodhall. We spent a few hours trying to find... Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• You Know You've Been Married FOREVER When...

  

  You know you've been married FOREVER when you remember your anniversary less than a week prior to the big day, and your immediate reaction is "myeh... Read more

  Posted on 02 October 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• How Well Do You Know Your Neighbours?

  

  The other day, #1 Hubby went to put the rubbish bin out on the verge and returned approximately 15 minutes later. With news. We have a pregnant neighbor across... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• #1 Hubby's Blogging Debut : Chux Biodegradable Cleaning Products

  

  Last week I received a delivery of these : #1 Hubby laughed hysterically, because he finds it soooo amusing that anybody would send me cleaning products to... Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION