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Video Blog Premiere : Featuring Woogsworld, Where's My Glow? and Kellogg's

By Parentalparody @parental_parody
Behold...my  very first video blog, AKA a V-log.

Behold...my sincere apologies for the video blog. Behold...the dodgy frame that stupid You Tube chose for the still shot. Now to wow you with said video blog.....



So, without further ado, I bring you my very own Woogs review*

Video Blog Premiere : Featuring Woogsworld, Where's my Glow? and Kellogg's

Venus Pro Skin razor There was no way this wasn't going to be a winner.  #1Hubby gives it the double thumbs up, on account of no longer suffering static shocks whenever he comes into contact with my legs.


The Porefessional pore minimising balm Results pending.  When my craters disappear, I'll let you know.  Also, when that happens I'll be buying it in bulk to see if it can minimise my dimply ass too.
Chocolates and Oreo's Awesome. Always. The only thing better than this is booze.
Glad Snap Lock bags Seriously awesome. But I may be biased, as I'm addicted to these things.  I love them almost as much as vodka and Macca's playgrounds.  I probably recycle and reuse them beyond their intended life span, but I'm all about saving the environment.
Dishwasher tablets It pains me to admit that I don't own a dishwasher.  So it was down to #1Nana to review these items.  Her official verdict : they're both good, better than washing by hand and ruining my nails.  Mrs Woog's description of the one with the zit won me over, so I pick that one.
Photo of Mrs Woog and beauty blogger's Gawjus. It's noice, it's different, it's unusual, it's noice.  Bit disappointed nobody went the "peace fingers" or the "rabbit ears above the head".  Maybe next time.
Maybeline "The Falsies" Volum' Express mascara When is mascara not awesome?  Going to watch Millionaire Hot Seat while wearing it, and test the anti panda eyes water proofing quality while crying profusely over whoever wins the cash.
Loreal Resist & Shine nail polish Mstr2 preferred this one.  Because he likes the pink.  It was nice and shiny and totally made my feet look thinner.  Two thumbs up.
Orly nail lacquer Love me some sparkly nail polish. Big thumbs up from me and the 3 kids. Not so much the cat, who wasn't impressed with Miss2 chasing after him with the brush, intent on painting his nails too.
Meet the Parents : Little Fockers 3
I can relate to this.  I often think of the feral threesome as something that sounds like Little Fockers, and there are 3 of them.  For that reason alone, this is a winner.   
Quick Eze chewy antacid After scoffing the chocolates and cookies, this was invaluable.  Also after sculling red wine on account of the severe trauma my first video blog caused me, by seeing my pasty self on the screen, and hearing the playback of my semi-drag queen voice.
Thank you Mrs Woog.  You totally rock, but everybody already knew that about you.
I sincerely hope you enjoy the parcel I sent in response.
PS - #1 thing I learnt on the Adelaide trip : Glowless is getting an iPhone...just ask her!
PPS - Did I mention I got a parcel from Woogsworld?  I am so hot right now. *Not actually officially endorsed by Woogsworld, because I totally forgot to ask permission in advance.  My bad, Mrs Woog...

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