Glenn Waterman

LATEST ARTICLES ( 60 )

• I Have Seen the Devil …

  

  …and she is peering at me from inside a shopping bag.Meet Bandit. She’s one of our cats. But she’s much more than one cat.She’s a cat who thinks she’s a dog... Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• No More “Got Milk?”

  

  Elsie the Cow is rolling over in her milking stall.The Milk Processor Education Program (MilkPEP), an industry marketing program funded by milk processors, has... Read more

  Posted on 25 February 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Coordination is Key When Batting with a Cucumber

  gswaterman:I’m re-blogging one of Ned’s pieces because he’s funnier than me. Ergo, please read this, laugh, then follow his blog, buy his book and together –... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Bamboo You

  

  The email was simple and to the point. It was sent to me by someone named “Dr. MaxMan.”“We will make your device grow like a bamboo, try our method.” Hmmm …... Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Battling White Death, Again

  

  When I worked at a newspaper, we used to call big snowstorms “White Death.” Well, at least I used to call them that – run around the newsroom exclaiming “White... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Stupid Human Tricks, Part 2

  

  As I said a while back in my first installment of “Stupid human tricks,” before there could be “Stupid pet tricks,” there had to be stupid people to train... Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• What a Way to Go

  

  Here’s one question that always comes up at some point in everyone’s life – your death. Actually, your after-death. So, how do you want to go … after you’re... Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sucki Olympics Breaking News!

  

  U.S OLYMPIANS NAB FIRST SLOPESTYLE SNOWBOARD GOLD Americans Sage Kotsenburg, upper left, and Jamie Anderson flew, twirled and flipped off the rest of the world’... Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Fracking the Super Bowl Snacks

  

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  Posted on 02 February 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• God Save the Queen’s Budget!

  

  It ain’t easy being Queen. Or prince, princess, duchess or duke.Recent reports reveal a lot of moths but not much moolah in the British monarchy’s royal bank... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• No Man is an iPad …

  

  … well, maybe not.I’m writing this blog on my iPad. I read two newspapers, a dozen reports on one news service and a couple magazines earlier on my iPad. I... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• One of These Sweaters …

  

  … is not like the others … can you tell which one it is?Tough one, ain’t it? What’s that? You want a hint? Whadaya think this is, Sesame Street? Oh, alright.... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• It Warms Me, It Warms Me Not

  

  “Global warming is real – it is man-made and it is a problem. But it’s not the end of the world.” – Bjorn Lomberg, former director of the Environmental... Read more

  Posted on 14 October 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Moose 101

  

  I live in Connecticut, one of the original 13 states of these United States. Part of Ye Olde New England. It’s a small state, with a little more than 3.5 millio... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Aha! I Am Not No Dumbie

  

  Yesterday I wrote about the deteriorating state of my aging body. Sad story indeed.But what of my mind? Is it, as I noted then, still running at the supreme... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Be a Manly Man! … Never Mind

  

  Lately, I haven’t been feeling as manly as I once did a few eons ago. I’m getting up there in years. Hair’s gone gray, going white in some places. My abs?... Read more

  Posted on 12 August 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Real-life Hidden Object Picture!

  

  How I do love thee, hidden object picture games? Let me count the ways. I’ve got a million of them. For hours I stare at picture after picture, stuffed to the... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• I’m in the Money …

  

  I don’t know why so many people spend so much time worrying about money, or the lack thereof. After all this is America, the land of milk and money. It... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Is It Real, Or is It Oreo?

  

  Like most all-American persons, I like snack foods. So much so, I eat them all the time. Well, that’s not exactly true. I do take a break from eating snacks... Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Gone Vacationin’

  

  My wife and I haven’t taken a vacation in years, decades actually. Not because we don’t want to go on one, or can’t afford to go on one, or even that we can’t... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION