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• Bring It!: This Ain’t Geometry, Girl. It’s The Elite World Of Hip-Hop Majorettes...

  

  Imma need you to clock that bag. Then watch me clock your Mama if she opens that door again. I know, right? It’s like you’re looking at freakin’ Beyoncé. And I... Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Sorry, Honey. No Solo For You. Old Moms, New Moms And Wannabes...

  

  Gotta make sure I get a good shot of these new pants. There’s a lot going on down there. I know, right? My first book! Which is one more than the rest of you. S... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Get Used To It, Because Nothing’s Fair In Downtown Abby. It’s The Ne...

  

  Yo. Don’t Be Tardy for the Girl Party. NaNaNaNaNaNaNa. Really? Hi. Yeah. Just a quick reminder that it’s The International Year Of The Nia. What? Yeah, I got a... Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback: Love Is In The Air. Remembering The Pixie Stix...

  

  It’s February. The most heartfelt month of the year. I don’t know if it’s the Polar Vortex, residual Valentine’s Day mush or just a crash from all the 75% off... Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: What We Need Is A Girl Party. And Stronger Butt Glue. Can’t We All...

  

  Woman…Imma seriously ’bout to pop off if you don’t stop touching my weave right now. It’s sad those two girls aren’t getting along. Plus it totally f***s me ove... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: If You’re Unhappy And You Know It, Slap Your Dance Teacher. There’s...

  

  I just ripped this out of a little girl’s head. You seriously don’t think I won’t come for you next, lady? Violence is never really the answer. Except for when... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Russian Police Choir: If You Like It Then You Should’ve Putin Five Rings On...

  

  Hashtag Awesome. Olympic Awesome. You’ve probably seen the video a hundred times already.  But it doesn’t even matter. In less than 24 hours this thing has not... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Rejuvenate Your Face And Fix Your Feet. Will The Real Chloe Please...

  

  Seriously. Aren’t you hot in all those layers? It’s like 100 degrees in this damn studio. Really? That’s the best you got? My third season and we’re still... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: So You Think You Can Dance On The Jerry Springer Show? The Real...

  

  Dear Diary: Today Kendall’s Mom was wearing another fur vest. Make it stop. Because I will get all this up on that damn stage and show you how we do it in ATL.... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Witch, Pleez. There’s A Big Dangerous House Droppin’, Booty Poppin’...

  

  I don’t care if you all come in like a damn Wrecking Ball or a Butterball. Just drop it hard on her head. Phhffffft. Bitch. Whoa. This is not my fault. Read more

  Posted on 22 January 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Bachelor Flashback: If They Gave Out Roses For Saying The Same S#*! For 18...

  

  Well. That didn’t last very long. Apparently the first Resolution I’ll be breaking this year is my goal of never mentioning The Bachelor or The Bachelorette or... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s Open Auditions In Orlando, Baby. In10sity Gets Intense When Abb...

  

  Because wearing fur keeps me warm and makes me feel like Joan Collins. Are we really having this discussion again? OMG. Shut. Up. It’s Abby and Melissa. You... Read more

  Posted on 15 January 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Let’s Just Send In The Clones. When It Comes To The Candy Apples, Tw...

  

  Then I told Leslie to save those tears for her pillow and to return that Walmart dress. Girl, please. Shake the nerves or I’m taking your pink iPhone and... Read more

  Posted on 08 January 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: And Here We Go Again. A Whole New Season Of Mama Drama. Welcome...

  

  Srsly. I don’t even like country music. But no cover charge and beer in plastic cups? Sign me up. Mama needs you to nail this, baby. That fool with the blog is... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Holiday Special: It Was Snow Balls And Mama Brawls. Santa Abby And Th...

  

  Santa Abby, forgot to mention one little thing. Some Bling. And more Bling! I swear to Gawd if that Candy Apple boy lifts his damn leg one more time I’m... Read more

  Posted on 11 December 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Flashback: Recycle A Few Classic ALDC Moments. And Fix Those Feet...

  

  It’s ok. I know you’re missing your Dance Moms. Sure, you had a few weeks of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition to hold you over.   But that doesn’t really count. Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback: Shake It Like A Polaroid Glitz Picture. It’s An...

  

  Hey Mr. DJ put a record on. And one of those homemade CDs that Mama June burned off iTunes. Then slap some dancing shoes on those pretty feet and let’s do... Read more

  Posted on 25 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Jiggle Your Giblets This Thanksgiving: Werk Dat Butterball Booty And Twerk Your...

  

  So this just happened. And now I’m dying to make a joke about some Indians from the MTV Nation booty popping with Miley Standish on Plymouth Rock.  But that... Read more

  Posted on 22 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Finally The Finale! Joffrey Ballet...

  

  No. Really. I’m not even lying. Her Mom freakin’ literally said ‘Nebraska’ like 400 times. I get it, lady. I could swear I just saw that Bow Bow JoJo’s van out... Read more

  Posted on 20 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Drama Queen: You Make Me Want To Shout. And Scream. And Yell Really Loud....

  

  Seriously. Even my dentist has a damn headshot. He also bought ear plugs for some reason. Mum! You totally need to come to America. They have X-Factor and free... Read more

  Posted on 19 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO