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• Mob Wives Chicago: The Aftermath. Trying To Put All The Pieces Back Together...

  

  And then she gets all up in my face? Oh, hell no. You get up in my face and my fists get up in yours like Booyeah! And then I goes to that Goombaloopa and I... Read more

  Posted on 18 June 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: All Rise For The Queen Of The Drunken Monkey. Staten Island Is Heatin...

  

  It’s Summer in da City, and it’s gonna be a scorcher. As you’re packing that leopard print beach bag for your trip to Staten Island next month, please do make... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Be Afraid. It’s The Night Of The Living Dancers. And When Kelly And...

  

  Lawd…I swear that Mom is as crazy as her haircut. Excuse me? You know my Mom has been inhaling Magic Marker fumes all morning, right? She’s gonna freak on your... Read more

  Posted on 13 June 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Seriously, It Was Like Totally This Season’s Most OMG Moments!!...

  

  Bad Girls, Bad Girls. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Britney Spears comes for you? And the award for “Best Whacky Gay Sidekick With No Name Helping... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: She’s Baaack! Abby Lee Miller Returns With Even More Mama Drama....

  

  You mind backing that thing up a little? All I smell are Altoids and fried Spam. I’m back everyone! I’m spunkier, more confident and 100% Beef Jerky Free! Oh.... Read more

  Posted on 06 June 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Sometimes It Takes More Than A Crazy Pageant Mom To Win The...

  

  Sure. Any Dad can spray paint a back yard picnic table. But it takes a special dude to hose down his daughter in St. Tropez Fake Bake Medium with one hand... Read more

  Posted on 03 June 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Nobody Throws A Hawaiian Luau Sweet Pea Pageant Like...

  

  And the award for Mrs. Ultimate Grand Supreme Vicarious Living goes to… I have no clue what sexy means, but in my silver Hello Kitty stilettos I can... Read more

  Posted on 31 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Miami: Move Over, I’m The Star Now. Everything Ain’t OK In Oklahoma...

  

  I got two words for you. Stupid. Hair. Yeah…I went there. Mia? Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Willis? You do not want me to get all Miami Gotti on your a**, blondie.... Read more

  Posted on 30 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: The Windy City Is Gonna Mess Up Way More Than Just Your Hair...

  

  And by that, I mean these bitches are Goombalacraycray. I can crack a safe and a jaw before the first round of drinks even get here. Badabingola. Trust me. Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Reunion Part Two: Youz Still Don’t Getz It, Do You? It’s About...

  

  See? All this talk about giving each other fat lips has hurt her feelings. Happy now? You want maybe I should throw some Gangsta Rap beats down on yo’ head?... Read more

  Posted on 28 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: The Beautiful Fairy Princess Pageant Ain’t Just For Girls...

  

  Dat’s my baby. When he be on stage, them girls just ’bout spit out their Mountain Dew. Yeah. I’m a pretty big deal. When my ‘do is tight and right, the bitches... Read more

  Posted on 24 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Miami: No One Likes A Quitter, So Deal With Those Weighty Issues Or...

  

  I am a well trained professional prima ballerina. Many men have referred to me as The Nutcracker. Why does it always have to be Abby? Just once I’d like to be... Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras Sing Along Edition: Shake Your Booty, Stir Your Cheese Dip...

  

  No wonder Carrie Underwood released her new album earlier than some people thought she would this month.  Looks like there might be a new Diva breathing down he... Read more

  Posted on 20 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: She’s Baaaaaack! Chill The Go Go Juice And Get Ready For...

  

  Forget the lemonade and iced tea. This Summer it’s all about the Go Go Juice. Lots of Go Go Juice. Tons of Go Go Juice. Discounted bulk quantities, in fact.... Read more

  Posted on 18 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Girrrrl, Pleez. Grab Your Passport And Drop It Like It’s...

  

  Those bitches are lucky there’s no Ultimate Grand Fierce category. Mmmm’kay? I’m pretty sure they wear my crowns when I’m at school. Sometimes the smallest... Read more

  Posted on 17 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Miami: Everyone Gets Pushed To The Edge Of The Dance Floor When The...

  

  You choose. Right or Left. Cuz one of them is about to slap your face, bitch. She is so lucky I don’t feel like getting my butt up off this comfy couch. Don’t... Read more

  Posted on 16 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Praying For Peace While Cleansing The Soul And The Kitchen Of All...

  

  Gawd as my witness, I told the tattoo guy “Amorosa” not “Omertà”…I loved that crazy bitch. You’re preachin’ to the choir, cuz I’m about to blow a Mr.... Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Lamb Chops And Doggies And Snakes…Oh My! It’s The Me And My...

  

  Snakes kick a** bitches. In yo’ face. My girls are Tiara Twin Divas. Alycesaundra and…umm…the other one. I forget. You paid WHAT for that... Read more

  Posted on 10 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Miami: Don’t Take That Tone With Me. I Don’t Think I Like Your...

  

  Seriously? The Nerd got the love letter? That is messed up. Korroga…Krogography… No, wait. Really. This time I got it. Korahgraffi. It says your butt’s too big... Read more

  Posted on 09 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Of Dogs And Men. One Messes Up Your Carpet, One Messes Up Your Life....

  

  Oh, yeah. The JoeDawg would totally tap that. Gggrrrufff! Keep it up, bitch, and one more puppy is about to get neutered…m’kay? Sure…I missed him. At least... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO