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• Toddlers & Tiaras: Who’s Saree Now? It’s Time To Pop In Your Flipper And Sing A...

  

  Seriously, people? It’s Bollywood, not the Lone Ranger. How ’bout you all Google it before you show up on a damn horse next time? Bitch, I know you’re not... Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: They Say That There’s No Room For Any Rotten Apples, But Cathy Just...

  

  Don’t touch that dial or adjust your television set. You’re not on the wrong channel. The show formally known as Dance Moms was back again this week.  Sorta. Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: When I Grow Up I Wanna Be A Pilot Or A Nurse…Or Just Throw...

  

  Puhleez. Aside from all the F Bombs and disorganization, if Heather had sat on that Mom I totally could have taken her downtown. The Hell? Now my toothpaste is... Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Please Don’t Feed The Animals Or Throw Any Fierce Drag Queen...

  

  If your mansion doesn’t have a skylight to handle a 14′ trophy, then you’re probably too poor to be in the pageant anyway. Those snotty kids can pry this... Read more

  Posted on 21 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Time For Booty Shorts And Vodka Shots. An Apple A Day Can’t Keep Kay...

  

  There ain’t enough booze in this bar to get me through a night with these hens. Let’s Go! Me? Nothing. Just hanging out at by some giant UDC sign, pimpin’ out m... Read more

  Posted on 19 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Since It’s Gia’s Birthday, Let’s All Act...

  

  It’s like totally time for another warp speed joy ride in your DVR Ferrari to catch up on all the hilarity you may have missed during this week’s celebratory... Read more

  Posted on 18 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Let’s Belly Up To The California Tropic Sugar Bar. Hood Rats ...

  

  Honestly, I have no idea what a Hood Rat is, but on the phone it sounded much bigger than a Field Mouse. Bitch, you do NOT want me to take my shoes off right... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Shut The Air Lock And Shut It Down, Girl. It’s Universal...

  

  How ’bout you little nuggets grab a juice box and let Mama show you how it’s done, mmmkay? Lawd give me the strength to not pop off on that child and to not... Read more

  Posted on 14 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It Was Two Girls, One Solo, Six Crazy Moms And A Couple Of Really Ba...

  

  My Slim-Fast Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they’re like…it’s better than yours. Seriously. I don’t even know why I showed up this week. What th... Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Old Friendships And New Bathroom Sinks...

  

  Life is hard. I know you’re busy. And sometimes there is barely enough time to catch up on all the Garden State Goodness that is Real Housewives of New Jersey,... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: It’s Boogie Shoes And Performance Enhancing Pixie Stix When...

  

  Shut Up with these sick shoes. I am so totally wearing them to the next Real Housewives of Texas Reunion Show. Hand to Gawd. It’s only sweet tea, soda, pixie... Read more

  Posted on 07 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s The Anthony Burrell Show! Step Aside Ladies And Let The Boyz...

  

  Damn, girl. Mama likes some of that fine beef jerky that Ohio has been importing lately. Whenever your boy getz the blues, I just put on my big giant hat and... Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Hide Yo’ Kids! Hide Yo’ Wives! Don’t Mess Wit...

  

  I heard that the Red Cross was looking for donations of canned goods and Louboutin stilettos. OMG! It’s from Child Services. They got my Hello Kitty text! F***... Read more

  Posted on 03 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: It’s A Hair Raising Countdown Flashback. Jessica And Justin...

  

  Is your wiglet a little wobbly? Are your fake falls freaking you out? Is your Miss America arm flapping around like it’s attached to an air traffic controller? Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Another Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback As Alana And...

  

  Is your spray tan tingling? Are your pretty feet dragging? Is your energy level and pageant hair not quite as high as it should be? Read more

  Posted on 26 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Ready Or Not, Here They Come Again. Stock Up On Your Pageant...

  

  You know the drill by now. Tease it and Tan it.  Spray it and Sparkle it. Then Werk it, Girl. Toddlers Tiaras is back. Put on your protective Glitter... Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Hot Mess: You Only Get One Beach Body. So Use Protection…For Your Eyes...

  

  Just in time for Memorial Day Weekend. If the humidity doesn’t kill you, this will. When you hit the beach this summer, be sure to pack your Igloo Cooler full o... Read more

  Posted on 19 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO, VIRAL

• Dance Moms Reunion Part Two: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Return For A...

  

  This is the deal. Next time we either get the couches back, or Mama’s bringing her padded Steelers bleacher cushion. Seriously. If this blonde chick says... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool YouTube Rewind: One More Time For The John Roberts Classic. Because...

  

  Busted. I know.  I’m recycling. But just a little. This is an oldie but a goodie that I posted way back when.  And now it’s back. And just in time.  Because it’... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, VIRAL

• Dance Moms Reunion Part One: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Are Back To Stir...

  

  I would have called you sooner, but you know I don’t get cell service inside that damn karaoke bar. That’s it. I’m outta here. Nobody talks to me like that whil... Read more

  Posted on 08 May 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO