Christopher De Voss

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Long Awkward Pause
http://longawkwardpause.wordpress.com/
8 Voices, 1 Topic...a humor mag of sorts
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Christopher De Voss
http://chrisdevoss.wordpress.com/
Life, Humor, and Zombies
LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )
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Captain America and Star Lord Make A Bet On The Super Bowl
Whenever there is a major championship sporting event, celebrities and politicians seem to appear to make bizarre wagers over the contest’s winner. Read more
Posted on 26 January 2015 HUMOR -
The Saturday Six: Awkward Baby Photos
Those precious baby years of development and wonder only happen once. Think about those baby wide sparkly eyes, the cute little high pitched laughter, the... Read more
Posted on 24 January 2015 HUMOR -
Now We’re Cooking with Fire
Some friends were coming over for dinner and I had a major case of writer’s block. Or I guess that would be cook’s block, but that sounds like glorified... Read more
Posted on 22 January 2015 HUMOR -
A Catchy NASA Acronym Could Lead to Restrooms on Mars
When NASA director Dr. Charles F. Bolden Jr. said that this year’s mission selection process was the most difficult session in more than two decades, it got me... Read more
Posted on 19 January 2015 HUMOR -
LAP TV: Rejected Animations And 5 WTF Diet Trends
First on LAP TV is our new partners at Destructive Brilliance Studios along with LAP’s own graphic artist Adam Sendek. They have been working on a new opening... Read more
Posted on 18 January 2015 HUMOR -
The Saturday Six: Thrift Store Paintings
*singing* I’m going to pop some tags…got twenty dollars in my pocket…got kicked out of the thrift store for singing this song too much…my hair kinda makes me... Read more
Posted on 17 January 2015 HUMOR -
5 Steps for Instant Instagram Success
So you’ve finally decided to share your selfies with a larger audience and joined Instagram, huh?Instagram is a square, heavily-filtered jungle home to... Read more
Posted on 15 January 2015 HUMOR -
Guest Post: Today My Toddler Didn’t Break Me
If the great Gavin McInnes, founder of Vice and godfather of the hipster movement, taught us anything, it’s that people take parenting way too seriously. Read more
Posted on 14 January 2015 HUMOR -
Now Find Me…
Hello…and welcome. I’m glad you found me. However this is my old blog. It has a lot of short stories, funny musings, and other ramblings. Feel free to explore…... Read more
Posted on 13 January 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
A Recap of the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards in Case You Missed It
Alright! It’s time for the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards! The Golden Globes are bestowed by the 93 members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association,... Read more
Posted on 12 January 2015 HUMOR -
The Over The Line Show #12: Guest Chris Parnell
On Today’s Show:Special Guest Chris Parnell: He is best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1998–2006. Chris also had a role as Dr. Leo Spaceman... Read more
Posted on 11 January 2015 HUMOR -
The Saturday Six: Amazing Beds
Doesn’t matter how rich or how poor you are…The bed is the one piece of furniture that makes your house a home…It’s the one thing you look forward too at the en... Read more
Posted on 10 January 2015 HUMOR -
You Don’t Know How I Feel – All About Windchill
Wind chill, blows. (image public domain)‘Tis the season. Not that season, it is the season of cold weather and colder weather.Back in the day, there was only... Read more
Posted on 08 January 2015 HUMOR -
It Appears I Have a Zombie Car
Originally posted on The Green-Walled Tower: Upon my word, I’m not sure how to say this but I believe I am the owner of a zombie car.... Read more
Posted on 05 January 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
Long Awkward Pause Reviews Movies It Hasn’t Seen Yet
The new year is starting and budget is really tight here at Long Awkward Pause.Basically we spent it all on the biggest, baddest, New Years Eve Party ever!... Read more
Posted on 05 January 2015 HUMOR -
The Saturday Six: Dead Flies
Swedish photographer Magnus Muhr was really bored one day…and also his house was infested with flies.So…You know how the saying goes…when life hands you dead... Read more
Posted on 03 January 2015 HUMOR -
Long Awkward Pause’s Resolution Advice for 2015
If the holiday season wasn’t bad enough for you, don’t forget that it’s not over yet. The stress and overeating of Thanksgiving that kicks off the month of... Read more
Posted on 01 January 2015 HUMOR -
The New Modern Holiday Carol
Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: There is a plague in this country that is far worse than Malaria, Black Death, or even Ebola. And that plague is... Read more
Posted on 29 December 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
The Over The Line Show #11: The Year In Review 2014. Music By Mirage Box
On Today’s Show:The boys discuss the events and people who made 2014.This episodes musical guest: Mirage Box.Mirage Box’s music has been described as “modern... Read more
Posted on 29 December 2014 HUMOR -
The Saturday Six: When You Don’t Care Anymore
Some people fear getting old.And some people can’t wait.There are some nice benefits to it: discounts, retirement, early dinners, electric scooters, jello, bein... Read more
Posted on 27 December 2014 HUMOR