Christopher De Voss

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• Science Links Obesity to Fat, Lazy Microbes

  

  Scientists at Cornell University have created a device capable of measuring the weight of a single cell. This is big news because it moves us beyond the limits... Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Podcast #14 with Billy Gardell and Phil Keoghan of Amazing Race

  

  On Today’s Show:Special Guests:Billy Gardell from “Mike and Molly”Phil Keoghan host of “The Amazing Race” Listen to the Show Here:You can download the episode o... Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2015 HUMOR

• Your One Direction Questions Answered

  

  The world was knocked a little off its axis this week by the news that Zayn Malik has left the British boy band, One Direction.(public domain)I’m sure we all... Read more

  Posted on 27 March 2015 HUMOR

• The Long Awkward St. Patrick’s Day Review

  

  I’m trying to type quietly because I want to die.  In a burst of corporate largesse, Howard flipped me the LAP Corporate Black Card.  He commissioned me and De... Read more

  Posted on 17 March 2015 HUMOR

• It’s March — Why Aren’t You Celebrating Frozen Food Month?

  

  It’s been more than 80 years since Clarence Birdseye, inspired by ancient food preservation methods used by Arctic Eskimos, made history by introducing the... Read more

  Posted on 09 March 2015 HUMOR

• You Can’t Look Away From Little Caesars Bacon Crust Pizza

  

  Big news, mediocre pizza fans! Little Caesars pizza has gone from tasting like poop to tasting like bacon-wrapped poop with the introduction of their bacon crus... Read more

  Posted on 24 February 2015 HUMOR

• A Recap of the 87th Annual Academy Awards in Case You Missed It

  

  8:30p – We’re live with host Doogie Howser who is wearing a dashing tux. He welcomes us to the 87th Oscars and makes a joke about how white Hollywood is. Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2015 HUMOR

• After 50 Shades of Magic Mike, Men Are Trying to Recover Their Manhood

  

  It was a tough week for the male persuasion. However, now that the 50 Shades of dust has settled, men are emerging from the proverbial rubble a bit... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2015 HUMOR

• To Be Celebrity Or Not To Be Celebrity

  

  Celebrities often get a bad rap. Why? Because often they are spoiled, rich and famous. Some even like to complain about being rich and famous. That is ... Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2015 HUMOR

• LAP Interviews ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Moviegoers

  

  Since the release of Fifty Shades of Grey over Valentine’s Day weekend, everyone’s been talking (at a volume low enough so that no one can actually hear them)... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2015 HUMOR

• Spoiler Alert: Ted 2 Movie Trailer Review

  

  America’s favorite beer-battered stuffed animal is back in theaters soon, which will be Seth MacFarlane’s second big-screen crack at animating a character that... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2015 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Stormtroopers Are People Too!

  

  With the new Star Wars movie on the horizon, the Death Star Public Relations team is looking for ways to beef up the tainted image of the Galactic Empire. Read more

  Posted on 14 February 2015 HUMOR

• This Weekend’s Forecast: Sex and Wine

  

  You know what’s happening this weekend is, don’t you?Let me give you a hint – it’s a special day that celebrates love. Many women have been waiting months for... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2015 HUMOR

• Updated Cliches For The Social Media World

  

  Cliches have been around for centuries. We all know them. We all use them.Some of us love them.Some of us love them too much.One subject cliches have yet... Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2015 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Creepy Vintage Valentine’s Day Cards

  

  It’s that time of year to celebrate Love and Black History.And who doesn’t love black history?See what we did there?This week we are going to travel back in... Read more

  Posted on 07 February 2015 HUMOR

• Post Your Brian Williams Misrememberances Here.

  

  Bert, lending Brian Williams some credibility. (image via muppet.wikia.com.)Anchorman. It’s a job title that implies a measure of stability and reliability. Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2015 HUMOR

• The LAP Guide to Valentine’s Day

  

  Here at Long Awkward Pause, we like to think of ourselves as a full-service organization.  At least that’s what our manager, Howard, says when he tells us to ge... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2015 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Scary Wedding Couples

  

  Here comes the bride…All dressed in…What?!What do you do when your lovely bride to be wants to dress like characters from Lord of the Rings? Do you start off... Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Podcast #13 with Actor Curtis Armstrong Music by Barely Eagle

  

  On Today’s Show:Special Guest Curtis Armstrong:Curtis has been in many movies including Revenge of the Nerds, Risky Business, and Better off Dead. His TV credit... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2015 HUMOR

• L.A.P. Reviews Movies It Hasn’t Seen Yet: Strange Magic, Paddington, The Boy Nex...

  

  Our current budget does not allow us to actually go to the movies, so instead we are going to give our reviews based on what we think the movie might be like. Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2015 HUMOR