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The Mighty F
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The Mighty F is the universally recognized leader in all news and things (that start with the letter F).
In this comprehensive repository of f-words, you’ll find discussions about faith, foreign policy, Finland, feuds, fjords and whatever else we can come up with that starts with f.
Why? Because of one unfortunate four-letter word, the letter f has been unfairly sullied and stigmatized like no other letter in history. No more will we stand idly by while this noble letter is brought down by those who seek to destroy it.
Join us on our journey, from our meteoric rise, to our future spectacular implosion as we crumble under the weight of increased expectations and/or run out of things that start with f.
The in-between will be fun. I expect it’ll be like a really long episode of Sesame Street, but with more flamethrowers.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 43 )
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Fourteen Holy Helpers
In our self-obsessed, individual-driven world of medical breakthroughs, technological wonders and incredible Hot Pocket innovations, human beings are only... Read more
Posted on 23 July 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Father Fights for Flowing Follicles
An impassioned letter from a guy to his family, pleading for an opportunity to fulfill his dream of growing his hair out. Enjoy! I’d like to begin by saying tha... Read more
Posted on 29 June 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Finals Frenzy, Fair-Weather Fans
We are in the midst of another NBA Finals Frenzy here in south Florida. It’s hard not to get swept up in it. Even people who ordinarily hate basketball are... Read more
Posted on 20 June 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Flopping
There are a lot of irritating things about sports. The fans (looking at you ‘Bama, Jets, Yankees enthusiasts), the commercials (looking at you FLO FROM... Read more
Posted on 11 June 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Flag Facts
We haven’t talked flags in a while, so let’s jump back into some vexillogical discussion. In our previous flag post we established that the St. Read more
Posted on 24 May 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Fort Lauderdale
The hits keep coming for Florida! In this most recent unwarranted attack, The Onion – America’s ‘finest news source’ – has gone out of its way to heckle the... Read more
Posted on 15 May 2013 TRAVEL -
Florida PR Email Leak
I can only imagine that whoever has the task of doing Public Relations for the state of Florida has, shall we say, a challenging job. Here is a fake “leaked... Read more
Posted on 29 April 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Francis (of Assisi)
Francis of Assisi is hands-down one of the greatest, most influential F’s to ever walk the earth. As the son of a wealthy merchant, he could have lived a... Read more
Posted on 19 April 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Face Off! Fanta Vs. Faygo
We’ve got ourselves a humdinger of a mid-level soda battle today! Both with a chip on their shoulder, something to prove, and a formidable list of hilarious... Read more
Posted on 08 April 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Financial Opportunity
I’ve always thought that one of the greatest tragedies of all these email scams is that they hurt all the dignitaries out there who really do need your... Read more
Posted on 27 March 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Florida Manatee Fights Forced Ridings
An open letter from a manatee upset with the recent trend of people trying to ride manatees. Greetings humans and other land-based creatures. I come to you... Read more
Posted on 22 March 2013 SOCIETY -
Fillmore, Millard
Keeping with our theme of supporting underdogs, losers, unpopular things and all-around forgettable folks, today we’re chatting up one of our least regarded... Read more
Posted on 14 March 2013 CULTURE, HISTORY, POLITICS, SOCIETY -
Flossing
An excerpt from a new show we’re pitching to A E called Flossing: Scared Straight. <Cut to a middle-aged man with bad teeth, addressing a group of... Read more
Posted on 06 March 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Ferdinand Magellan Fires Up Modern-Day Portugal
Caramba. Portugal, it’s time for a chat. I’ve just been kind of hanging out, forlornly navigating the nether realms the last 500 years, but enough is enough.... Read more
Posted on 27 February 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Fantastic Floridians
The assault on Florida continues. This is really getting out of hand, guys. It is Threat Level Midnight* in the battle to protect the reputation of our... Read more
Posted on 14 February 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Flailing, Fallen, Fearful, Flopping, Foolish Failures
We are weak and pitiable creatures. That’s what we are. I have no problem accepting this. The worldview I subscribe to offers a remedy to this situation –... Read more
Posted on 06 February 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Flanders, Ned
Father. Neighbor. Holy Roller. True believer. Mustachioed. Lefty… One of the most beloved residents of Springfield, Flanders, Ned (full name Nedward) has given... Read more
Posted on 01 February 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Freebird
You’ve probably heard the song. You most likely know at least some of the words, have cranked it on the radio, and dare I guess, you’ve fervently air guitar’d... Read more
Posted on 25 January 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
Fake Friendships, Flying Frogs, Falcons & Flacco
What a week for F! The Falcons and the greatest F-QB since Frerotte, Gus – Flacco, Joe – both have a shot at the Super Bowl this weekend, Manti Te’o set us up... Read more
Posted on 18 January 2013 HUMOR, RANDOM -
440s – 450s A.D.
A while back we did a post on what the world was like in 1555 A.D. That was a lot of fun and I’ve been watching those awesome “Mankind” shows on the History... Read more
Posted on 12 January 2013 CULTURE, HISTORY