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Pieces of My Randomness
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Yes, you did end up here because you have an urge to think of the thing you never thought you would think of. (In case you later on have to enlighten yourself on reasons to come back.) I seem to produce a certain form of questions from my big bubble of a mindset, which I have now decided to share with you. I will talk about the pink elephant in the room that everyone refuses to mention. Growing up, I rocked the farmer life in with a family of five and being given the freedom of a white pony, space and air might have been the actual root of these random oral splat outs. (who knows?) The smirk smile on my face is an everlasting struggle to wipe off; I do certainly hope it stays there.
I have never drunken a cup of coffee; however, I have drunken a liter of Fanta without peeing. The honey badger is to me the king of the jungle, I still love Hanson, and apparently I tend to buy stuff that disappear. The worst thing that could happen to me is losing my memory. (i’ve got a golden stash of jolly moments there) I’m Danish – yes, just like the pastry, I did though, relocate myself to London last year. Your following glorious visits here will undergo awesome pieces of my randomness. That’s how I roll. Yes, I let the cat out of the bag.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 18 )
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Help Me Fund My Animal Documentary with Kickstarter!
So I know it’s been the time it takes for Bella to agree if she’s Team Jacob or Team Edward since I’ve last posted a piece of randomness. Read more
Posted on 06 January 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Evolution Confusion?
Going to the zoo always compares to when you are waiting for your toast, and it pops up with that sudden alarming strike of shock-sound that makes you jump... Read more
Posted on 17 September 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Hey Fork, You Are Disabled.
You know how 70% of planet earth is made out of water? Well, I’m made of 70% hunger tissue. My Bermuda Triangle of a stomach has made a name for it self; The... Read more
Posted on 11 April 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
There is No Angry Way to Say Bubbles
The life of me involves no personal wars as such. Only at the event of stopping my hands from delivering tasty overloaded cheesy nachos to my fragile buds I... Read more
Posted on 27 March 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Why Can You Not Tickle Yourself?
I’ve been spending a good part of the day on a personal project that truly baffles me. My boyfriend and I were playing another self-invention of a game the othe... Read more
Posted on 24 February 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Winter is Coming – It’s About Time It Left!
I must admit that I place myself in the “love for the winter” catagory, and like Ned Stark - I’m prepared when winter is coming with cuddly wearings. Read more
Posted on 14 February 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
How to Not Get Bored When You Have Nothing to Do
When it strikes you that you are running late, or you forgot to do something you now have less time to do, a certain sense of exhilarated heart pounding joins i... Read more
Posted on 28 January 2013 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Do a Whales Ears Pop?
I’ve got a stream of random questions bashing through my head on a daily basis. Sometimes my brain activity sums up what people felt after Lady Gaga showed... Read more
Posted on 06 December 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Screw You, Level Three Inception Alarm.
Finding the right alarm tone might seem as simple as figuring out who’s gonna die in the next film starring Sean Bean. But this issue of alarm tones has turned... Read more
Posted on 29 November 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Annoying Things People Do in Queues.
In a lifetime, we probably spend the amount of years it took us to figure out that Santa isn’t real, on – waiting. That’s like the equivalent of having to... Read more
Posted on 21 November 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
What Happens When a Homeless Man, His Cat, and a Drunk Handicapped Man Argue?
Arguments are a peculiar thing when it’s witnessed from the eye of someone outside the angry fracture between the two argumenteers. Read more
Posted on 15 November 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
How Do Blind People Dream?
We all have those moments where we feel creatively charged, where pellets of ideas devour your brain. Kind of like when boys after a game of ‘Skyrim’ use “I use... Read more
Posted on 07 November 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
They Didn’t Find Loch Ness, Put They Found a Way Help You Hold Your Pee
Rumors spread from the lips of one human to another can be rather interesting if they turn out to be unexpectedly true. When they’re not – and you hoped they... Read more
Posted on 22 October 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Birds, Eyeballs and the Devil Rain
When the case of me going to town arises, I always wander along the river Thames, and it is always an adventure in the league of Bilbo Baggins’s adventures. Read more
Posted on 11 October 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Mystery of Bruises. Unsovled.
The genes of my family have proven to create extremely pale-skinned human beings. Life of a no-sun-tan individual has its advantages such as… That’s right,... Read more
Posted on 02 October 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Belly Button Speculations
Taking a break from my addiction to watching cat videos on YouTube, I thought I’d give BBC’s Frozen Planet a watch, just to see how those Antarctic creatures... Read more
Posted on 19 September 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Chronicles of Pantmania
Whilst others were digging their toes in golden sand and smothering themselves like beached whales in the southern sun, I had the delightful pleasure of visitin... Read more
Posted on 12 September 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Chewbacca, Do the Wiggle!
The other night at work, an observation of mine teased my random outlet to suddenly distract me from doing my job. As a waitress I’ve found my imaginary shield... Read more
Posted on 31 August 2012 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION