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• I'm Mad as Hell

  Warning: Totally random post not remotely in my usual sarcastic stylings today. My apologies if it’s a bit negative. But it’s been on my mind since Friday, and... Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• My Valentine's Day Score

  

  So apparently the retail world's most romantic day of the year occured last week. Yep, I've been told it was Valentine's Day on Thursday. Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Week 2 of School, Week 2 of School Fails

  

  Image Credit Today signals the final week of Kindergarten phasing-in. Praise the vodka gods and No FFS!? To say I'm relieved the phasing in period is over is... Read more

  Posted on 14 February 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• #Winning : BUPA Family Challenge

  

  #1Nana has spoken extensively, what's new, and the winner of the BUPA Family Challenge $100 Visa Giftcard is.... Effie For her multiple approaches to the... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Regarding Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy

  

  Check out my mad Paint skillz.Because it was safer than pinching a real Kim Kardashian pic.Seriously, this took me an hour. Is it just me? Am I the only one... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : School's Back

  

  The Twin Tornado finally started school this week. No FFS!? On their very first day we got the red note. The red card of classrooms.... "A child in your class... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• An Empty Nest, Huzzah!

  

  It’s finally happening, my friends. I am kicked back, on the lounge. Laptop in position, coffee in hand. There is nothing but the sweet sound of silence. And th... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Covering School Books AKA the #1 Reason Mothers Drink

  

  So I was considering sending the kids to school with uncovered books. Contact is evil incarnate. That shit never ever sticks properly without bubbling. Ever. Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• #Winning : Goodnight, Sleep Tight

  

  It's #winning time again! The three winners of the Goodnight, Sleep Tight giveaway are: Amber Boyce best thing I learnt from my mother is 'Treat people like... Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Perfect Public Holiday

  

  I love a long weekend. I especially love a long weekend that celebrates all things Australian. In my case, that means #1Hubby doing a decent portion of the... Read more

  Posted on 28 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Road Tripping

  I can't possibly write a blog post today, because I'm too busy solo-parenting. FFS!? I took The Feral Threesome on a road trip to the #1Grandparents' house on... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Red Red Wine

  

  I haven't blogged since we got home this week, because it's taken me that long to claw my way out of the mass of laundry so that I can once again see the light... Read more

  Posted on 18 January 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Time is Nearly up & New Friends

  

  Our holiday is nearly over. FFS!? Come Monday I’ll be responsible for my own cooking and cleaning once more. FFS!? And that of The Feral Threesome. FFS!? I’m no... Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Go Hard Or Go Home (to Bed, by 9pm)

  

  Today #1Hubby returns home with The Twin Tornado in tow. I will attempt to muster up a bit of a misty eyed look. I’ll try and hide my smirk. I will refrain... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• 2 Red Cases : A Dream

  

  I’ve become obsessed with suitcases. I want a matching set in red. I have visions of myself stylishly breezing through airport terminals with my matching red... Read more

  Posted on 06 January 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Holiday Journal

  

  Miss7 has struggled with her English comprehension a bit this year. I know, how is that possible when she’s the offspring of such a literarily gifted person as... Read more

  Posted on 03 January 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• New Year's Resolutions Resolved

  

  I’ve been considering New Year’s resolutions. I’ve resolved not to make any resolutions, because I am utterly shit at not only sticking to them, but even... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Half Arsed Edition

  It’s hard to work up much of a FFS!? when you’re on holiday, but I’ll do my best. #1Hubby keeps threatening to sing with the hotel band. FFS!? Just when we’d... Read more

  Posted on 28 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Post Christmas Wrap up

  

  So yesterday was the big day. Santa not only came to The Feral Threesome, but also to the rest of us. The hotel had left stockings outside every room, filled... Read more

  Posted on 26 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas...sort of

  

  Deck the mini bar with a bit of tinsel stolen from, the lobby treeee That dismal Christmas carol word play fail is my festive gift to you. You're welcome. Read more

  Posted on 24 December 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION