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• Sixth Grade Class Picture Mysteriously Has Third Eye Appear On Girl’s Forehead

  According to the Local, a photography company has no explanation of how a third eye mysteriously appeared on a girl’s forehead in a school class picture taken i... Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Gambling Help Site Offers Chance To Win A Home Entertainment System… That...

  

  A Canadian gambling help and education site is offering a chance to win a free home entertainment system to people who visit the site and complete a survey. Read more

  Posted on 12 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• McDonald’s Continues Ad Campaign Where Canadians Ask Unusual Questions… And Has ...

  

  We recently reported that McDonald’s Canada has launched an ad campaign where they allow Canadians to use Twitter or Facebook to ask the company questions... Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Ways Paul Ryan Can Mess Up Joe Biden At Tomorrow Night’s Debate

  

  At the Presidential debate, some suggested Mitt Romney caught the President off guard by “stretching” the truth.You know, things like Romney saying he will not... Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2012 CURRENT, POLITICS, SOCIETY

• The Machines Are Taking Over! A Computer Program Was Responsible For 4% Of All...

  CNBC reports a mystery algorithm was responsible for 4% of U.S. quote stock market quote traffic last week!Don’t worry – it’s not like some mystery computer jus... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hundreds Of Adults Attend “My Little Pony” Toy Convention In U.K.

  According to the Local, hundreds of adults ranging in age from their 20s to their 40s attended “U.K. PonyCon 2012,” a convention based on the Hasbro toy... Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Web Site Lets You Look Inside Virtually Any Building In The World

  Gizmodo reports that a web site called Worldcam allows you to view the inside of buildings around the world… as long as they’ve been tagged in public Instagram... Read more

  Posted on 07 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Kid Licks Entire NYC Subway Handrail For $1

  In NYC, a kid licked an entire subway handrail for $1 in a You Tube video you can see here.3 Worse Things You Could Lick In New York City For One Dollar1. Read more

  Posted on 06 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Venture Capital Firm Invests $15 Million In Web Site That Explains Rap Lyrics

  In case you were wondering whether there was money floating around the U.S. economy or not, CNBC reports that a venture capital firm just invested $15 Million... Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Florida’s Kids Party Is B.Y.O.G. (Bring Yo Own Gator!)

  Tampa Bay’s Bay News 9 reports that a company named Alligator Attractions will bring an alligator to your kids’ pool party.The alligators’ mouth is taped shut s... Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mitt Romney Says He Likes Big Bird At Tonight’s Debate… But He Will Cut Subsidie...

  

  At tonight’s Presidential debate, Mitt Romney told moderator and PBS anchor Jim Lehrer that although he likes Big Bird, he will still cut subsidies to PBS. 3... Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mitt Romney Has Spent Months Rehearsing Zingers For Tomorrow Night’s Debate

  The New York Times reports that in preparation for tomorrow night’s debates, Mitt Romney has spent months rehearsing “zingers. Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• McDonald’s Launches Marketing Campaign In Canada Answering Some Bizarre Questions

  McDonald’s is currently running a commercial in Canada that encourages people to log on to a web site via Facebook or Twitter and ask the company questions, som... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Bacon Eating Contests Temporarily Suspended Due To Bacon Shortage… With One...

  CNBC reports that Major League Eating, an organization that governs food eating contests has temporarily suspended all bacon eating contests due to the global... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• “June” Is Not An Acceptable Word On Words With Friends

  The Internet is down at the Not The Worst News Headquarters which means this is our second entry ever written on an iPhone. And it also means plenty of time to... Read more

  Posted on 29 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking News: Posting One Of Your Two Small Children Is Your Favorite On Your...

  According to Yahoo, a father in Calgary, Alberta, Canada has received numerous negative comments on internet message boards after posting on his blog that he... Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Self-Driving Cars Now Legal In California, 30 Years After Knight Rider’s KITT Wa...

  

  CNN reports that self-driving cars are now legal in California. “That’s soooo 1983,” declares Knight Rider’s Kitt, who was thrown in jail years before the... Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Not The Worst News Just Hit 1,000 “Likes” On WordPress! Thank You! Now Here’s 3...

  

  3 Worse Things Than Getting 1,000 Likes On WordPress1. Getting 1,000 likes on your Facebook status: “I just got dumped after losing my job! Read more

  Posted on 26 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong Smashes Guitar After Being Told The Band Had...

  

  Green Day front man Billie Joe Armstrong is being accused of having a “meltdown” in the media after being told the band had one minute left to perform, and... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sweden Moving Dangerously Close To Becoming Town In Footloose With New Dancing...

  

  According to the Local, dance enthusiasts gathered in Stockholm, protesting a law that requires bars, clubs, restaurants, and even people throwing parties in th... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY