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3 Ways Paul Ryan Can Mess Up Joe Biden At Tomorrow Night’s Debate

Posted on the 11 October 2012 by Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

At the Presidential debate, some suggested Mitt Romney caught the President off guard by “stretching” the truth.

You know, things like Romney saying he will not lower taxes on the wealthy in the debate, when his own campaign web site says he’s going to cut marginal taxes across the board. Hey, you can see it by visiting or in the first blue bullet of the page in the screen shot below:

3 Ways Paul Ryan Can Mess Up Joe Biden At Tomorrow Night’s Debate

So you can see how it may be hard to debate someone who is saying to your face that he will not cut tax rates of the wealthy, however, is promising on his web site that his plan is “across-the-board” tax cuts.

In fairness, we don’t recall Mitt saying during the debate that he knows how to use the internet or visits his web page.

So what kind of tricks could Paul Ryan pull out of a hat to surprise and frazzle the seasoned Joe Biden at tomorrow night’s debate in Danville, Kentucky (9:00 p.m Eastern)?

1. Paul Ryan could tell Joe Biden that after making a wish last night, their bodies switched just like the movies 17 Again and Freaky Friday. Biden will totally be unprepared to debate someone claiming to be young Joe Biden!

2. Paul Ryan could say that his iPod goes from American rockers Aerosmith to ZZ Top, and always has (even though we know from his Republican convention speech it goes from Australian rockers AC/DC to British rockers Led Zeppelin.)

3. Paul Ryan could switch all of the clocks in the room and tell everyone the one-and-a-half hour debate is over after 20 minutes, much like when he said he ran a marathon in 2 hours and fifty something minutes, but reportedly really ran it in over 4 hours.

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