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Florida’s Kids Party Is B.Y.O.G. (Bring Yo Own Gator!)

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Tampa Bay’s Bay News 9 reports that a company named Alligator Attractions will bring an alligator to your kids’ pool party.

The alligators’ mouth is taped shut so you probably don’t have to worry about him cussing in front of your children.

According to the report a child guest at the party said:

“At first, my friend and I were really scared of gators, but I’m not going to be scared anymore because it’s cool.”

Who says a party can’t be educational and fun? (Hey, we weren’t referring to this party.)

3 Potentially Less Fun Themes For Children’s Parties That Require No Further Explanation

1. The Hunger Games.

2. Children of the Corn.

3. Lord Of The Flies.

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