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• Someone May Have Lied On A Yelp Prison Review! Is There Not An Integrity Test...

  The Washington Post reports that lawyers, prisoners, and random jerks who may be the same people who vandalize Wikipedia, are reviewing prisons on Yelp! Read more

  Posted on 04 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• While Everyone’s Been Talking About Apple Innovating “This” and Google “That,”...

  In a CNBC interview with the CEO of McDonald’s, the CEO reportedly said that McDonald’s is looking at “innovative ways” to extend breakfast hours for customers! Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If Nobody In Italy Wants To Make Pizza, We Wonder If This Will Force A 30 Days O...

  CNBC reports that despite having the worst unemployment record in two decades, Italy has a shortage of 6,000 pizza-makers, that it is having trouble filling!3... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• It’s May, Which, Of Course Means, It’s Time To Ask Yourself: “Does My Dog Need...

  DNAinfo.com reports that New Yorkers everywhere are getting trendy tattoos for their dogs, often on the hindquarters, a.k.a. “tramp stamp” position. Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Budweiser Unveils High-Tech Cup That Makes Facebook Friends Just By Clinking...

  Fox News reports that Budweiser has unveiled a beer glass that connects to Facebook. All you have to do is get a special cup with a chip in it, called the “Budd... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Running For Office And Your Competitor Ran A Red Light With A Reporter In Their...

  Yesterday, we wrote about how following a dare from her son, Christy Clark, the leader of British Columbia, Canada, reportedly intentionally ran a read light... Read more

  Posted on 29 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Politician Seeking Re-Election Runs Red Light On A Dare From Kid With Reporter I...

  

  Yahoo reports that Christy Clark, the leader of British Columbia, Canada (officially the “Premier,” which is like the “Governor,” for our American readers) is i... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mummified Hamburger Continues To Party Like It’s 1999

  As we’ve been writing this week, a Utah man found a mummified 14-year old McDonald’s hamburger in his pocket. After turning down a $5,000 offer from a local DJ... Read more

  Posted on 27 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Uses For Your Mummified 14-Year-Old $5,000+ Hamburger

  

  Yesterday, we wrote about a Utah man who turned down an offer of $5,000 for a 14-year-old mummified McDonald’s hamburger he found in his pocket. Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Could Have Had Incredible Return On 14-Year-Old Hamburger on eBay!

  

  CNN reports that a Utah man found a 14-year-old McDonald’s mummified hamburger in his coat pocket, which he has since refused to sell to on eBay for $2,000 or t... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Congratulations! You Did Not Win The Lottery! And That Is *Good* News!

  Golden Girl Finance reports that a 2010 study by researchers at several universities indicates that “the more money you win in the lottery, the more likely you... Read more

  Posted on 24 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Are Upscale Homeless People Thumbing Their Noses After Urban Outfitters’ CEO...

  Buzzfeed reports that at a September 2012 analyst day, the CEO of Urban Outfitters described the namesake store’s customer as “the upscale homeless... Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Finally, An App That Prevents Icelanders From Accidentally Marrying Their...

  Bloomberg Businessweek  reports that a new phone App in Iceland allows prospective picker-uppers in a bar to bump their phones together to figure out if they ar... Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Can’t Find The Mayonnaise In The Fridge? Maybe It’s Because The Fridge Is...

  CNN reports that all kinds of crazy items are being dumped and removed from America’s rivers and waterways. Items that one individual has removed over the past... Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Pig In China Born With Two Heads – Doesn’t Nature Know 2007 Was “The Year Of...

  ABC News reports that a pig in China was recently born with two heads.3 Things We Might Expect Pig Head #1 To Say To Pig Head #21. “No, we’re not going... Read more

  Posted on 20 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Resigns From Job On A Cake! We Hope The Job Wasn’t Helping Illiterate Robot...

  Yahoo reports that a man who calls himself “Mr. Cake” sent a letter of resignation to his recent employer written in icing on a cake.So for all of you people wh... Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Celebrities We’d Be Lovin’ To See Serve Food At A Drive-Thru

  According to a 2004 legal document cited by the Smoking Gun, as part of a lawsuit between R. Kelly and Jay-Z over a tour that was cancelled, it was alleged... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Being On A Rock N’ Roll Cover Can Allegedly Ruin Your Life (Depending On The...

  The Mail reports that a British man who appeared on the cover of alt-rock band Placebo’s debut album in 1996 is suing the band for using the photo without his... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• I Lost My Wallet For 35 Years And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

  The Sun reports that a British man has been reunited with the wallet he lost 35 years ago at a squash club.The wallet was found in a wall cavity by builders... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Not Logging Into Your Google Account? Google Might Just Assume You’re Dead...

  CNN reports that Google has created a new service that gives you the option to notify friends or family if your Google accounts remain inactive for three, six,... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY