Current Magazine

Man Resigns From Job On A Cake! We Hope The Job Wasn’t Helping Illiterate Robot Bosses Operate A Cake Assembly Line!

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Yahoo reports that a man who calls himself “Mr. Cake” sent a letter of resignation to his recent employer written in icing on a cake.

So for all of you people who have been calling yourselves “Ms. Angry Email,” or “Mr. Thirty-Page-Letter-Explaining-Why-Nobody-Appreciates-My-Efforts,” it looks like you have new competition in the job-quitting-creativity business.

Fortunately, you don’t have competition with Mr. Cake in the job-searching business as his letter indicated he wants to sell more cakes at his own business.

3 Other Places We’d Like To See Employees Write Resignations

1. Using atoms on a microscope slide. This is a fun way to let your employer you know exactly how nanotechnology works, and while they have eyes focused on the microscope, you can deliver a second notice of resignation on a…

2. Vanity License Plate. As your boss sees your tires squeal as you race off into the distance, your “I QUIT” license plate will confirm the message delivered by the atoms. And if you get a speeding ticket, the unsympathetic officer who refused to let you off the hook on your bad day might write “I QUIT” on the ticket, causing him to inadvertently lose his job!

3. Parking Tickets. If you are a parking officer and write “I QUIT” on every ticket, all kinds of people will know you quit, and know to fight the tickets because you will not show up for Court. And it’s a good thing you quit, because the person who gets summonsed to court because they have a hundred tickets from one day because they thought an “I QUIT” vanity plate would get them off the hook for tickets, would likely be very mad at you if you were at Court!

You Might Also Like :

Back to Featured Articles on Logo Paperblog

These articles might interest you :

  • Vans RV-7

    Vans RV-7

    @ Chino Airport, CA May 2018 This RV-7 sits waiting for a pilot to hop in and take her up.  The Van’s RV-7 is a two-seat, single-engine, low-wing homebuilt... Read more

    8 hours, 47 minutes ago by   Htam
  • The Dots


    Connections have always fascinated me. Maybe it’s because life is a random stream of stuff constantly thrown at you that makes a mockery of any plans you might... Read more

    9 hours, 59 minutes ago by   Steveawiggins
  • 5 Strategies To Overcome The Fears Of A New Venture

    Strategies Overcome Fears Venture

    One of the biggest impediments to starting a new venture is the “terror barrier,” as popularized by Bob Proctor, a 75-year-old millionaire and world renowned... Read more

    10 hours, 17 minutes ago by   Martin Zwilling
  • Eating Red Meat Increases TMAO Levels. Should We Care?

    Eating Meat Increases TMAO Levels. Should Care?

    A new study published in the European Heart Journal says we should care about blood levels of a metabolite trimethylamine N-oxide (TMAO), but is that true? NBC... Read more

    10 hours, 35 minutes ago by   Dietdoctor
  • Weekend Reads

    Weekend Reads

    I'm writing this from my mom's house where I've been spending a good deal of time. She's doing fantastically and cannot wait for next week when her drain will b... Read more

    10 hours, 47 minutes ago by   Wardrobeoxygen
  • Homeless Nights of Youth & Yet Another Christmas

    Homeless Nights Youth Another Christmas

    Parenting blunders are behind the face of every homeless young child and you would have tears in your eyes listening to tragic stories of homeless nights of... Read more

    11 hours, 21 minutes ago by   Ruby Mariah
  • Christmas Scene at ‘The Reservoire’

    Christmas Scene ‘The Reservoire’

    The Reservoire is a state of mind! This stylish resto bar takes you straight to New York or London. Located in Koramangala right opposite Bonsouth, the place... Read more

    11 hours, 43 minutes ago by   Rohit Dassani