Dmroughton

LATEST ARTICLES ( 85 )

• Fear My Cooking Wrath!!!

  

  My cooking skills are FREAKING AWESOME! Bertolli's Alfredo Sauce anyone? Read more

  Posted on 29 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Mom, Only Without the Good Sense

  

  We have had, and are continuing to have, a weekend of really crappy weather. Thanks a lot Hurricane Sandy, Little Miss Tardy to the Party. Everyone knows you ar... Read more

  Posted on 28 October 2012 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• How to Tell If You Are a Parent

  

  If you ever suffer massive amnesia, of the likes typically seen in overwritten melodramas, action movies, and sci-fi flicks, and you wake up wondering for days... Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2012 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Most Idiotic Undergrad Ever

  I'm currently working on the college years chapter of the manuscript and thought some of you might want to revisit this post, which starts off the chapter:... Read more

  Posted on 23 October 2012 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• "Facts" About the Presidential Candidates

  My Facebook peeps enjoyed this, so I thought I would share it here as well: Reasons I am not voting for EITHER candidate based on pure "facts" that I have read... Read more

  Posted on 23 October 2012 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Could Be a Woman

  

  It has occurred to me that maybe I should have been born a woman. It has been pointed out that I have a lot of characteristics of a good mom. (And thank you... Read more

  Posted on 20 October 2012 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• CinderFella - A Fairy Tale

  See what had happened was, this dude got all dressed up and went to this thing that he really didn't want to go to in the first place because it was the kind... Read more

  Posted on 10 October 2012 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• My Next Girlfriend

  

  must like books. I don't mean she should be a reader. Yes, I mean that as well, but more than that. She should like the physicality of books, the feel and... Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2012 DATING, DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Choices

  

  Connor, you are all too familiar with my motto: "Life is all about the choices we make." So the next time you let your temper get the better of you and earn... Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2012 DIARIES, FAMILY, HUMOR, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Let's Pretend I Have Been Blogging

  

  Holy crap, when is the last time I posted anyway??!?! Sorry about all that. I have been working on my manuscript and suffering from menstrual cramps as well. Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2012 BOOKS, CULTURE, DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Now Cough...

  

  I am a respected professional in my field. I teach hundreds of college students annually. I am the head of my department. I help effect institution wide... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2012 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Day 3

  Breakfast (even if you are not a breakast person, do not skip!) one egg (cooked however you wish) and two slices of bacon coffee (Optional but only use... Read more

  Posted on 05 January 2012 DIET & WEIGHT

• Day Two

  Ok, first thing, remember - no cheating by peeking at the scales. Off limits for a few days. Also, no exercise yet. Next, you will want to fry up a whole packag... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2012 DIARIES, DIET & WEIGHT, HEALTH

• Get on Board the Weight Loss Train

  

  Ok, sorry I got off track a couple days there. I had some personal stuff going on, but now we are ready to proceed. First off, if you have not done so, go read... Read more

  Posted on 03 January 2012 DIARIES, DIET & WEIGHT, SELF EXPRESSION

• How Bad Do You Want It?

  

  I was doing fairly well until the endless fall/winter holiday gorge fests set in, beginning with Halloween. If you melted it all together, I think I consumed a... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Converting New Tar Heels - One Student at a Time!

  

  Published with permission of the authorGo Tar Heels! By Bethany I believe you are aware by now, Professor Roughton, that I am an old school student who is new t... Read more

  Posted on 10 December 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• I'm On Fire

  

  You know that guy who starts his morning routine with a red Solo cup full of Diet Mt. Dew. Yeah, you know him. The same guy who chases that with a 5-Hour... Read more

  Posted on 01 December 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• You Were Warned!

  

  Dear Pepperidge Farm Milano Slices, You knew I had just started back on Atkins after a Thanksgiving week of pure gluttony. You assumed my guilty conscience and... Read more

  Posted on 30 November 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Higher Learning

  

  While I was working on my eight year undergraduate degree at the University of North Carolina, I had the opportunity to have contact with a number of sports... Read more

  Posted on 21 November 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Batter Up

  Through some random conversation at work today, I recounted these events, so I thought I would share the story with you guys: When I was around 11 years old or... Read more

  Posted on 18 November 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION