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• Bring It!: New Season. New Team. You Gotta Be Straight Outta Yo’ Mind To Call Ou...

  

  Yo. Imma need you to keep both hands on the wheel and toss that chandelier air freshener out the window asap. The hellz all that sparkly s*** piling up behind u... Read more

  Posted on 03 January 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Girl…Pleez. Is Hot In Here Or Is It Just This Summer Dance Slam...

  

  All them paper plate fans and not one slice of pizza in the whole place? Hooty Hoo even does that? FIVE! THOUSAND! DOLLARS! I can’t believe they made me drive... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Nobody Pom Pom Panic, But We’re Not In Jackson Anymore. Lions And...

  

  Today’s episode is brought to you by the letter ‘E’…like in ‘Extra.’ Like all these coaches tryna be. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever, Boo. And it’s not Petty... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Gurrl…Pleez. Better Get Your Hair Tight And Right, Cuz It Looks Like ...

  

  Poke me in the eye one mo’ time, Mary Poppins, and we’ll see how far you can really fly with dat. I do NOT want to go to jail, cuz no prison salon gonna be... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Return For One Last Look At The...

  

  Swear to Gawd. If you’re filming this and I end up on that stupid blog, Imma sue you so hard. I will pick you up and carry you outta here, little boy. You see... Read more

  Posted on 19 August 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Selena’s Winning At Twinning With Her Makeover Madness. Wham Bam...

  

  Here’s hooty hoping we might actually make it through one whole recap without another weave joke. Before Mama turns around and kills my vibe, how many of you... Read more

  Posted on 17 August 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The Road To Nationals Ends Here. Don’t Let The Door Hit You On The...

  

  Imma need you to speak up a little. I can’t hear you over all the sweet bling on my iPhone case. This is the most ratchet Target I’ve ever seen. They don’t... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Dancing Dolls For Life, Right? Psych…Maybe Not. Might Be Time To...

  

  So the producers said my weave can’t be any higher than this for the camera shot. Not cool at all. I swear. If my damn eyelashes weren’t sticking together, I... Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s The Final Solo Battle Before Nationals, So Somebody Better #SLA...

  

  #Janky Maybe because I’m FABULOUS, bitch. What exactly don’t you understand after all this time? Let’s just keep it real. With only one week left, technique is... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: The Road To Summer Slam Starts Now. And It’s A Whole New Doll Game...

  

  #ShadyBoots Imma ’bout to wrap one of these around each of your Mama’s mouths if they don’t shut up. Tell me if you can breath. I don’t remember if it was... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Who’s Yo’ Baby? When It’s Only Two Weeks Until Nationals, Someone Ha...

  

  Or I could just snap her neck right now and settle this whole solo thing before we even order lunch. It’s 200 degrees out, I’m pregnant and I’m sitting on... Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s Solo Battle Round 1 As JoJo Goes Up Against Kendall K. Let’s Ge...

  

  Because I called the big googly glasses and frizzy hair today, that’s why. Now go home and change. #IHateYouGuys. I swear to Gawd. If ONE man in that chorus is... Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s Second Verse, Same As The First When Abby And Kira Go Another...

  

  Chill. I’m just here to teach my student. And I was so excited to get here I forgot to put my pants on. Imma let you finish that last donut, Jill, but then I... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s Kidz Bop And Death Drops When Shangela Returns To The ALDC....

  

  I know, right? That chick is wearing pigtails again. Isn’t she the same age as Miley Cyrus now? No, I’m serious. Is somebody gonna move this gold statue? It’s... Read more

  Posted on 11 July 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: When It’s Abby Vs. Kira, Hold On To Your Hard Hats And ALDC...

  

  So much yelling and crying and Mama Drama this week. But you know what? #BigHairDontCare. I swear to Gawd my mother didn’t have that much hair on her head when... Read more

  Posted on 01 July 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: When It Comes To MDP Drama, You Know The West Coast Is The Best...

  

  Grandma ’bout to go off on that little girl back there who’s tryna steal your pink bow/side pony look. What? That noise? I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over the... Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: When It Comes Down To Maddie Vs. Mackenzie, There’s Enough Mama Dram...

  

  I know, right? It popped off like she was one of those glitter babies from Toddlers Tiaras. This would be a lot easier if I was still sitting in the kitchen... Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: They’re Baaack! Let The West Coast ALDC Adventures Begin. It’s...

  

  Yaaaaaaaaaaaas! Rodeo Drive! Sunset Strip! Hollywood Blvd! Mama and her Amex are home! I can’t believe I sat in coach for 2,500 miles just to find out I’m the... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Are Back For The Reunion....

  

  If I knew it was a Fashion Blog this week, of course I would’ve put on a damn dress. It wouldn’t bother me if every chair and couch in this whole place was... Read more

  Posted on 13 May 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s The Final Pittsburgh Showdown Part Two. You Might Wanna Hold...

  

  You do really well and Mama will get you a phone just like Jill’s for your birthday. You’ll see. Just so we’re all clear.  Mess with my kid, my hair or my... Read more

  Posted on 06 May 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO