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• Selena Tells Bieber: “See Ya. Wouldn’t Want To Be Ya.” OMG Ya?

  

  Yeah. That’s right, honey. Now you might stand a chance. Baby, baby, baby. Whoah. Say it ain’t so. In case you were caught up in that whole US Credit Downgrade... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: The Official Japanese McDonald’s Sponge Bob Meltdown

  

  I’m officially putting all my Toddlers & Tiaras pixie stix guzzling friends on notice. You can keep your Outfit of Choice crowns and your Grand Double Deep... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: How To Suck The Life Out Of Your Kids…And The Dirt Off The...

  

  Miss WindTunnel Bagless Canister Supreme 2011 Miss Grand Supreme Most Natural Photo 2011 Is it too late to start one more New Year’s Resolution? Seriously. Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tunes: Planet Of The Apes Party Fun Time Dance ReMix

  Where all my Monkeys at…? Apes are in the Hizzle, yo. Grab your popcorn and drag your knuckles down to the local Cineplex, people. Rise of the Planet of the Ape... Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: iPad Head. Girrrl Pleez.

  

  Now you know that I love me some iPad. After stalling until Version Number Two was finally delivered and uncrated in front of 100s of salivating geeks, all... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Real Housewives Of New Jersey Are The Holiday Gifts You Can’t Return.

  

  Joe, we’ll need photos of all our Christmas presents so we can put them on eBay tomorrow And I thought General Hospital could milk a storyline. Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Apps: Photosynth for iPhone

  

  To all of you who have managed to make an Art Form out of wandering aimlessly in circles while attempting to run errands or simply make it from Point A to... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Visions Of Sugar Plums Danced In Their Heads…In A Creepy Register As An...

  

  Oh, please.  I know they’re behind me.           Someone tell those Bitches it is ON like freakin’ Donkey Kong. Why do you people keep begging me for more... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Random Oddly Related Funnies & Coolness That Somehow All Make Sense If You Squin...

  

  I’m bringing Sexy Back. What does Heaven look like to a Geek? If he or she dares venture beyond the mysterious perimeter of their parents’ basement and out... Read more

  Posted on 27 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• You Can’t Be A Life Coach Without Hard Work, Big Hair, A Fierce Attitude And A...

  

  “C” is for Cookie. “C” is for Cut You, Bitches. Remember the Days when life got you down and you took a walk by the Mayberry fishing hole with your Pa? Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Every Who Down In Who-ville Had To Watch The New Jersey Housewives Steal...

  

  You’re as cuddly as a cactus, and as charming as an eel, Mrs. “G”… Even as QVC’s Christmas In July jingled on for over 48 hours this weekend, apparently... Read more

  Posted on 25 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Dancing Squid Jazz Hands

  

  Umm. Remind me on our next trip to Hakodate, Japan to bring my Speed Racer lunchbox and pack my own snacks. Admit it. When no one was looking we have all nibble... Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• There’s No Addiction Like A Strange Addiction To My Strange Addiction

  

  Mamma Jazz sez: It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. My Strange Addiction. Not MY strange addiction. I take offense to that, thank you very much. Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• The Grand Rapids LipDub

  

  Word of Warning: Do NOT talk smack about Grand Rapids, Michigan, or they will cut you. Or at the least they will get 1,000s of their residents together and cut ... Read more

  Posted on 22 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• YUBZ Retro Mobile Handset

  Be Cool while you annoy the crap out of people. There is no escape. They are everywhere. They’re waving their fingers in the air at imaginary people while... Read more

  Posted on 22 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras Color By Numbers. Tan Babies & Purple Ponies.

  

  Just a little more Rustoleum under the rims, Ma’am… According to WebMD, I did not just have an aneurism. I googled every possible symptom just to be certain,... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Apps: Coming Soon To Your Phone! Augmented Reality Cinema

  

  This upcoming mobile app may just be off the DanCool chart. In case your own life is not exciting enough as you stroll around town, you might want to pull out... Read more

  Posted on 20 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Dwight Won’t Play Dat No More, Girls. Atlanta Loses A Housewife. Sorta.

  

  “Who Let The Dawgs Out, Miss Thang?” Oh Snap. Someone’s gonna be Tardy For The Party from now on. Don’t get too excited, people. Read more

  Posted on 20 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Smackin’ Around The Christmas Tree. Jersey Housewives Deck Them All.

  “The Holidays should always be about Me, Prada shoes and the Baby Jesus.” Forget all about those construction paper and glitter Nativity scenes played out by... Read more

  Posted on 19 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO

• Jenny From The Block(ed) 405

  

  “Make. This. Be. Over.” Poor Jennifer Lopez. I’m pretty certain that JLo was the only person within the entire Hollywood/LA radius who lit a candle Friday... Read more

  Posted on 17 July 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, TV & VIDEO