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• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: It’s The Opposite Of Relaxation. Laser Bea...

  

  It’s amazing. I can’t even see the hickey anymore. I feel like the prettiest Cafeteria Lady in Beverly Hills. Just make me tighter than that LeAnn Rimes home... Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2011 HUMOR

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Reunion Part Two. Do Not Disrespect The...

  

  I know you did not just diss Olive Garden. Are they still behind me? Are they gone yet? Please say yes. And those bitches think we’re... Read more

  Posted on 24 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: What Is That Smell? Classic John Roberts. Mom Has The Girls Over...

  Some vintage John Roberts guaranteed to give you a few bad flashbacks.If at least two members of your family don’t immediately come to mind when your watch... Read more

  Posted on 22 October 2011 HUMOR

• DanCool Tube: No Such Thing As Too Much John Roberts. Indian Summer Part 3. Mom...

  I might be developing an unhealthy obsession with John Roberts and his video channel. This time around, still nailing another perfect imitation of his Brooklyn... Read more

  Posted on 21 October 2011 HUMOR, VIRAL

• The Rachel Zoe Project: Literally, It’s Baby Bananas Time! OMG, He’s Here! Baby...

  Remember the opening scene from The Lion King? Where all the animals slowly gather around the base of the mountain top to witness the birth of the future King? Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Reunion Part One. Youse Don’t Wanna Mess...

  

  Is it just me, or did anyone else just get a whiff of olive oil, Galleria perfume, spray tan mist and movie popcorn? It’s kind of ironic that one of Count... Read more

  Posted on 17 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The A List: Dallas. Aqua Net Fumes And Church Choir Tunes. The Higher The Hair,...

  

  Girl, do NOT try and put a hat on all of this awesome sauce. Thirty one years ago, as JR Ewing lay shot on the floor of his office, I think it’s a pretty safe... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool What The…?!: The Return Of Dancing Squid Jazz Hands. Yummy.

  (Got asked to repost this one, since the original link broke somewhere out there in the www.world. Modern technology. Go figure. Read more

  Posted on 14 October 2011 HUMOR

• Dance Moms: The Most Outrageous Moments. Breakdowns, Showdowns & Throw Downs....

  

  You want crazy? Check this out. Girl, I am about to pop off on someone. Why are they still talking? Seriously. We don’t care if... Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Rachel Zoe Project: Baby Bumps, Bathing Suits And Big Changes. And Of Course...

  Now I might be dating myself as a member of the pre-WiiFit generation, but does anyone else remember those slide whistles that they used to sell in the toy aisl... Read more

  Posted on 12 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Let The Games Begin. Parker Brothers Boggl...

  

  Something tastes funny in Candyland. And it ain’t those odd domino shaped s’mores. Previously having proven that money can’t buy you class or maturity, after... Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Portrait Of An Italian Family. Meatballs And...

  It is your destiny, young Giudice. If Caroline Manzo is indeed only 1/16th Italian, as scandalously proclaimed by whack job Teresa Giudice in her latest kinda... Read more

  Posted on 10 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: There’s Only One Star! Chloe & The Official Lux Music Video. Winning...

  It’s called the Death Drop. It’s called the Jaw Drop. It’s called the Winner Goes To IHOP! I swear that choosing a lead performer for the season finale music... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool What The…?! No, You Can’t Make This Stuff(ed) Up. The Official Ojai...

  

  Sorry, but I’m gonna have to pass on dessert. I’m stuffed. Literally. I’m not even sure what to say about this one, except that sometimes I just love the... Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2011 HUMOR

• Dance Moms: There’s Only One Star! The Constellation Called Crazy Abby Lights...

  If you look up in the sky over towards the direction of Pittsburgh, it doesn’t seem quite as bright as it did yesterday. A star in the Constellation Crazy Abby... Read more

  Posted on 06 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Rachel Zoe Project: I’m Literally Dying. Oscar Madness & Flu Season. Starve ...

  

  OhMyGod, Babe. I’m literally exhausted. Babe? Babe? Can you hear me? Anne Hathaway’s gown was epic. Babe? OhMyGod. I’m SuperPregnant. OhMyGod. Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2011 HUMOR

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: $25,000 Sunglasses?! Now There’s No Money...

  Now I’m hardly what you would call a gourmet chef. Probably not even close, since my expertise in the kitchen doesn’t really go much further than making a slit... Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Blood Is Thicker Than Guccis & Auto Tune....

  

  On Display. On Display. I can’t sing. Dat’s what they say. My ears! My mouth! They’re both bleeding blk. Because “Dirty Jersey Water” didn’t fit on the bottle,... Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: Icebreaker Lucky Dip Merino. G’Head. Get Up In There Mate And You...

  

  Well, I didn’t see this one coming. And neither did the sheep. Icebreaker, New Zealand’s premier manufacturer of light weight, all season merino wool outdoor... Read more

  Posted on 02 October 2011 HUMOR

• DanCool Tube: Indian Summer Part 1. John Roberts Does The Mom Swim.

  

  It’s like all my blog posts have collided. Mob Wives, Crazy Pageant Moms, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Galleria Mall fashions and Jersey Housewives all got crammed into... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO