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• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Now Serving Fierceness At The Whine Bar. Girl,...

  

  He was one fine piece of chocolate cake. Lawd. Girrrl…pleez. My momma don’t play dat. That ain’t rite. She’s messed up. And her man’s a pimp. ... Read more

  Posted on 05 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: You Are Driving Me Nuts. The Sequel. One More Mega Mackenzie...

  They’re tiny.They’re shiny.The crowds surrounding them are insanely unruly. Almost uncontrollable.You say you aren’t going to get caught up in it again.But you... Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2011 HUMOR

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Pump It Up! Stomp Your Maloof Hoof On...

  With all due respect to Giggy The WonderPom… Oy vey, my aching dawgs I tell you. It was high drama and even higher heels this week as The Real Housewives of... Read more

  Posted on 29 November 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Girl, It Don’t Mean A Thing If It Don’t Bling....

  Back it off. Take it off. Cut it off. Knock it off. “I took my eyes out of my head, put ‘em in my pu... Read more

  Posted on 28 November 2011 HUMOR

• DanCool Tube: Make It Look Nice. The Classic John Roberts Holiday Tribute. Come...

  Just when you thought you had finally gotten rid of all those relatives from Thanksgiving.They’re staying through Christmas.The ultimate Holiday gift from John... Read more

  Posted on 25 November 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Wishing You A DanCool Thanksgiving With All Your Friends & Family Around The...

  Nothing says Thanksgiving like Jersey turkeys & prostitution whores. Raise a glass and flip a table…the Holidays are here, people. Hope they are DanCool! Read more

  Posted on 23 November 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: It’s The Great Divide. Save A Horse, Tip...

  Well, sheeeeooooot. Smack my butt and call me Sally. Or Taylor. Or Adrienne. Or Kyle. Hold on to your Louis Vuitton Stetsons, because it was Beluga Caviar, Skoa... Read more

  Posted on 22 November 2011 HUMOR

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Girl, Shower The Baby, Muzzle The Boys. Macho...

  I’m about to pop off on you like a Bad Girl, grandpa. You better check yo’ self, bitches. You better get yourself together. Get yourself together. Get yourself... Read more

  Posted on 21 November 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: I Can’t Stand It. Make Your Mom Proud With Another Round Of Classi...

  Come on.Who doesn’t want to make their Mom proud?Especially when she rubs it in everyone else’s face.My Batman crayon drawings on the refrigerator may not... Read more

  Posted on 18 November 2011 HUMOR

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Tempest In A Tea Party. Dainty Finger...

  Well. Now they said it. And that was awkward. Like one of Dana (“Like it? It’s Valentino…”) Wilkey’s designer dresses, this week’s episode of The Real Housewive... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2011 HUMOR

• The Real Housewives Of Atanta: Girl, It’s Legs Up And Casket Lids Down....

  It was information overload this week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I don’t remember reading any disclaimer in TV Guide, but this was definitely an... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2011 HUMOR

• Toddlers & Tiaras: You Are Driving Me Nuts. Pretty Feet With A Boogie Beat. The...

  Lock your trophy case and hide your BeDazzler, people. They’re coming back. Sparkly new episodes of Toddlers & Tiaras are about to glitter bomb our... Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2011 HUMOR

• DanCool Tube: Get Closer. Everyone Needs A Big Teddy Bear Hug Once In A While....

  If you saw a giant teddy bear in the middle of the street, what would you do?Pro Infirmis is a Swiss organization that helps people with disabilities, and they... Read more

  Posted on 10 November 2011 CHARITY, SOCIETY

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Your Face Or Mine? Botox, Fillers And...

  Pop Quiz. What two extremely important things did we learn on this week’s Botox filled episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Anyone? 1. It takes a lo... Read more

  Posted on 08 November 2011 HUMOR

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Big Wigs, Bad Weaves & Baby Mommas. Nothing...

  

  What have I done? Why are you even here? This is my show, bitch. Child, please. If you’re gonna throw down with NeNe Leakes you better make sure yo’ weave is... Read more

  Posted on 07 November 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: Hello? I Can’t Stand It. More Classic John Roberts Hysteria. Mom,...

  I’ve decided to quit my day job and spend some quality time simply lounging around watching John Roberts videos over and over.Another vintage masterpiece. Read more

  Posted on 04 November 2011 HUMOR, VIRAL

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Otherwise Engaged. Propose A Toast To...

  

  Excuse me? With all due respect to those second string Real Housewives of New York, I’m pretty sure that I just experienced more of Morocco at one California... Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2011 HUMOR

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: They’re Back! Before They Were Stars. Before Hai...

  

  You wish, boys. OMG. That’s my real hair? Lawd have mercy. You might want to be Tardy for this Party. Just sayin’. ... Read more

  Posted on 31 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: Zombie Boy Teams Up With Dermablend Professional And Goes Viral. G...

  Thirty years ago Dermablend was created by a dermatologist as cosmetic skincare coverage for scars, skin discolorations due to illness or genetics, and spider... Read more

  Posted on 29 October 2011 HUMOR

• The Rachel Zoe Project: Who Knew? Having A Baby Changes Everything. Drama, Divas...

  It sleeps. It eats. It has gas in Gucci and poops in Prada. And I’m pretty certain it walks on water and gives sight to the blind. It’s Baby Zoe, The Chosen One... Read more

  Posted on 26 October 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO