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Toddlers & Tiaras: You Are Driving Me Nuts. Pretty Feet With A Boogie Beat. The Mackenzie House Mix.

By Danthatscool @DanScontras

Lock your trophy case and hide your BeDazzler, people.

They’re coming back.

Sparkly new episodes of Toddlers & Tiaras are about to glitter bomb our television sets again…and love ‘em or hate ‘em, this latest army of soldiers in cupcake dresses has the potential (and enough big hair and even bigger attitude…) to knock Christmas into second place on the list of most highly anticipated December Events.

The TLC elves are wrapping up loads of can’t-look-away pageantry for the Holidays.

Crazy with a big bow on it.

And they’re stuffing it down our chimneys whether we asked for it or not.

What better way to pass the time until that first finger kiss than jammin’ to the hissy fit dance stylings of Mackenzie, the Ultimate Meltdown Diva?

No one can throw down beats and tantrums better than our girl Mackenzie.  She will mess you up.

I think she may be my idol.


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