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• Dance Moms: It’s Sew Up Or Shut Up Time At The Abby Lee Ranch, Ladies. Wardrobe...

  

  Isn’t it about time that freakin’ Lux Music Video started paying off? First Flintstone joke gets a piece of my Doctorate up their butt. True dat. ... Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool…Not: OMG! LOL! We’re Like Totally So (Not) Famous Now! Totally...

  

  It was the text heard around the World.Seriously, girls? Updating your status to Disrespectful?I can’t get enough of this picture. Read more

  Posted on 14 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, MUSIC

• Mob Wives: A Day Of Relaxing Renee Rubdowns, Ramona Manis And Big Ang Tans....

  

  You might want to back all that up before I do it for you. Everywhere you turn…another crazy bitch blowing another nutty. So how do you make that little sideway... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool What The…?: Help! Where Is Godzilla When You Need Him? Paper Maché...

  

  Sometimes I just love the internet.Maybe even more than Reality TV.Well…ok. Almost.You just can’t make this stuff up.Tokyo Police recently took to the streets a... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2012 HUMOR

• The Bachelor: If They Gave Out Roses For Totally Faking Your Back Story And...

  

  This can’t be right. A contestant on The Bachelor going on the show for fame and money…and not for love? Shut up. No way.  No one does that, right?  Who would d... Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Weather Advisory: Storm Jill Is About To Make Landfall. And...

  

  Scream all you want, sister. That Target top is even louder than your mouth. Seriously. Her head is like this high and her hair is like this high. I swear. I’m... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: The Reunion Part Two Is All About Taking...

  

  In England we call it Five Upside The Head. You wanna try some of this? Blah Blah Blah Eddie Cibrian Blah Blah LeAnn Rimes Blah Blah Bitch. Well loo... Read more

  Posted on 07 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Bachelor: If They Gave Out Roses For Crazy. S#*! Girls Say…And Say.

  

  Two things I always say:1. I’m never going to watch The Bachelor, talk about The Bachelor, read about The Bachelor, eat, drink, sleep or write about The... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: The Reunion Part One Is All Very Shi Shi...

  

  I’m just here for the snacks and the Kelsey Bashing. I’ve lost all respect for Adrienne…and Mexican food. If this was Jersey I would smack you upside the head,... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Where’s My Ni-Ni And My Show? The Season Is Over All Ready? O...

  Toddlers & Tiaras. Like a giant Costco bag of Pixie Stix and a case of Special Pageant Juice…you’re gone way too soon. The season is over and already there... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Don’t Make Me Jazz Hand You. It’s All My (Dance) Children Meets...

  

  Seriously? Again? I was in that freakin’ Lux music video for crying out loud. Probation? My kid? Oh. Hell. No. You hold her down, I’ll sit on her and then we... Read more

  Posted on 01 February 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Yo. And Then She Was All Like Italian Crumb Snatchin’ And Drita...

  

  I swear these crazy bitches are making my eyeballs pop out. I think Ramona told my hairdresser’s cousin’s Mom’s housekeeper in Brooklyn. I wanna go back to iHop... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: If You Like It Then You’d Better Put A...

  

  Mummy? You know it’s supposed to be all about me, right? I can’t believe she blocked all the exits. I’m trapped. Suck it in. You’ve got a Vanderpump Rump back... Read more

  Posted on 28 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: All The Glitzy Divas Need Some Big Hair, A Fierce Cupcake...

  

  Slow ride in a fast car? Pimpin’ ain’t easy in Arkansas. I wonder which button works the Ejector Seat? This ain’t no Barbie Corvette, haters. We be rollin’ in... Read more

  Posted on 26 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Lean To The Left! Lean To The Right! Candy Apples…Take A Bite! It’s...

  

  Shut up. Like with pom poms and sneakers? Whoa. Yup. Brooke is gonna shake it like a Polaroid picture. Oh Lord. It’s like going to war with no bullets in the... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Unless You Want Some Gravano Up In Your Grill, You Don’t Wanna Go To...

  

  You heard me. Right in front of Macy’s. During a One Day Sale, bitch. Bring it on, bitch. I ain’t scared. I’ve got a Macy’s card…and a coupon. I have no clue... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Yes, SUR That’s My Baby…Maybe. It’s The...

  

  Oh yeah. I would totally tap that. Again. Why yes, I am still gorgeous. Thanks for asking. I’m like this many late. How many is that again? It’s me. Again. Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Universal Royalty. Russian Nuclear Meltdown Warnings. Beware...

  

  $500 should get me across the border and away from these people. Daughter sparkle like Kremlin star and still she loser. I know that bitch is not lip synching... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Return Of The Candy Apples. Careful…First They Rip Out Your Fillings...

  

  A Candy Apple a day keeps the men away. Bite me. You wish your nails looked this good, Apple bitch. Tell me where you bought that shirt and you get the birth... Read more

  Posted on 18 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: The Things I’d Like To Do With Yous. Make-Ups And Break-Ups. Start...

  

  I was this close to freakin’ dyin’ and no fruit basket? Seriously, Carla? Oh yeah. Now it’s all comin’ back to me. Now I remember why I cheated. I’m looking... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO