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• Dance Moms: When The ALDC Does David Bowie In Las Vegas, You Better Put All...

  

  I think I’ll just hide back here behind you until whatever is happening stops happening. Srsly… Just saying that if either of you try to leave me, I’ll snap bot... Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Ease On Down, Girl! It’s Finally Brynn’s Big Moment…So You Know We’r...

  

  OMG. They’re all literally looking at me like nobody’s ever seen anyone with a brain before. Hate to burst your bubble, ladies, but I’m a big girl now. I don’t... Read more

  Posted on 23 March 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Wassup With All These Maddie Rumors? Inquiring Minds Want To Know…Sh...

  

  I know it’s very last minute, but I found you this furry thing and even one of the Jonas Brothers. I’m telling you right now…that kid is not going to the Award... Read more

  Posted on 16 March 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: The Divas Of Olive Branch Are Back And Neva The Diva Wants To Get...

  

  Well, if I knew they was all giving out prizes every time you take off your hair…Hell, yeah. I know you better get all that outta my face before you get all of... Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: A Toast To The ALDC! Drink All That Kool-Aid And Fix Those...

  

  I know, right? It’s 3 o’clock and they’re still not dressed yet. Being a grownup looks awesome. It didn’t get creepy until I caught her in my room, braiding... Read more

  Posted on 09 March 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: We Don’t Need No Scrubs, But Some TLC Would Be Nice After All These...

  

  I can’t believe these babies have never heard of TLC. Imma have a stroke right here on national TV. I didn’t get one thing off my damn bridal registry and now... Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: When Duet Drama Hits The ALDC, You Know It’s Nia To The Rescue....

  

  Let’s be real. This stupid blog is good because of me and my kids, ok? Good luck next year, fool. I’m just saying your mouth is full and my crackers are gone. I... Read more

  Posted on 02 March 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s My Welcome Home Party And I’ll Charleston If I Want To. That’s...

  

  I thought they’d all be hanging from the chandelier when I got back. Or at least that crazy new Mom. It’s Bubble Bath Time, ladies! First Mom to scrub my back... Read more

  Posted on 24 February 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Yo…Can You Hear Me Now? I Hope So, Cuz Xplosive Dance Co. And The...

  

  I got about this much more patience for that fool posting my wig snatch video every week. Really? I don’t even care if it’s JJ wearing my good weave. I just nee... Read more

  Posted on 21 February 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The ALDC’s About To Put Some Phunk In Dat Steampunk. It’s Debbie...

  

  If you two just stay cute and clean up all this crap, Mama will sit here and do your homework for you. Srsly with this cup in my shot again? Why can’t they pay... Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Abby’s Back…And She Brought Tiny Reenforcements. It’s The Invasion O...

  

  The girls said you can flip the camera lens and just look at yourself all day. This is life changing. Someone is literally gonna have to sit on me if that new... Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Toto…pleez. Dana And Arthur And That Hair? Oh, My! I Don’t Think We’r...

  

  If you want the truth, I didn’t even know it was Halloween. This is just my Saturday hair, yo. Hootie Boo! MmmmmHmmmm. You know dat’s rite. I’m back and giving... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: When Abby Goes Rogue Again, It’s Debbie Allen To The Rescue. Hurray...

  

  Don’t you cry, niblet. At least you’re not wearing any pigtails. Trust me…it’s been a looong 5 years. Baby, look at me. When I’m done with you, that sore back i... Read more

  Posted on 03 February 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Now You See Her…Now You Don’t. The Minis Get Their Moment But Abby...

  

  …and I’m already missing 7 acrylic tips. They might be in my bra, but I can’t find that either. Yaaaay! Maddie’s back! I better take a selfie so I remember how... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: When Neva The Diva Shows Up For Homecoming, You Just Know...

  

  How ’bout you start reading yo’ emails and then maybe you’d remember it was Krazy Hat Day. Yaaas, Gawd!! Yaaas!! I finally flat ironed my hair in under 2 1/2... Read more

  Posted on 24 January 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Attention Shoppers. The ALDC Team Is Once Again Available In...

  

  Lawd, just gimme the strength to keep my hair on point with all of these screaming babies. So if that’s not the real Justin Bieber teaching our kids Hip Hop,... Read more

  Posted on 20 January 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Even A Really Bad Week Will Eventually Get Better. You Just Need To...

  

  I dunno who the hell that lady is behind me, but I don’t like the way she’s been looking at my globe. Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quac... Read more

  Posted on 17 January 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: When The ALDC Gets Thrown To The Hungry Wolves, Let The Potato...

  

  We all want to be at the top of the Food Pyramid cuz that’s where they put the chips. Figure it out. Hi. Yeah. The dance was cute. I was just wondering why you... Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Lookie, Lookie, Lookie. Here Comes Cookie…Again!! It’s Bucking...

  

  When I smack that new Mama back into 1987, I hope she don’t forget to pick up my Maybelline. Imma ’bout to make sure yo’ makeup AND yo’ face is beat if you don’... Read more

  Posted on 10 January 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The ALDC Is Back And Better Than Ever! Hate To Burst Your Hamster...

  

  Why is this big star stuck on the window when I specifically ordered it for my dressing room? Look at her face! That is so totally the shade of blue eye shadow ... Read more

  Posted on 06 January 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO