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• Dance Moms Reunion Part One: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Get All Dressed U...

  

  I saw on Bravo TV that when you tilt your head back like this a guy pours a shot in your mouth. One flick of my finger and you’ve got an acrylic nail and a Ninj... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Well, I Was Born A Chalk Miner’s Daughter In A Cabin B...

  

  Not gonna lie. I can smell my own breath now and it’s kinda making me hungry. What the hell? I’m pretty sure Eden Wood isn’t sitting outside hawking Solo cups i... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s My Nationals 90210, And I’ll Cry If I Want To. Abby And The ALD...

  

  Because Abby’s wearing the same color as me. That’s why I’m crying. Just let me die out here by this dumpster. Never changes. Bitches always be hating on the... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & Mom: Anderson Cooper Gets All Caught Up With Alana An...

  

  I’ve said it before, and it bears repeating. Sometimes I love this stuff way too much. Especially when the stars align just right and the Reality Gods start... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Badger: It Takes A Lot Of Cheese Balls & Mud Facials...

  

  Just because it’s a slow news day in Reality World doesn’t mean we can’t sneak in a little more Honey Boo Boo Child, right? Because we all know that there’s no... Read more

  Posted on 08 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Umm. News Flash. That Ain’t Her Real Hair. That Shh!...

  

  Hell, yeah my family likes to eat. Pixie Stix are for pussies. Gimme some meat. The Redneck Prophecy has been fulfilled. If you BBQ it, fry it or just leave it... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Everyone Is Suffering From A Severe Case Of Solo Fever. Symptoms...

  

  Freakin’ finally. Kendall’s in the hizzle, bitches. It’s MY reputation out there. So if I need to f*** with some little minds…so be it. Now who wants a solo?... Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: We Go Together Like Pixie Stix, Cold Mountain Dew And The...

  

  Trust me. There’s a Government Hair Conspiracy out there that no one ever talks about. My menthols bring all the boys to the yard like rama lama ding dong,... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Just Got A Fierce Dose Of Rude,...

  

  Hey, bitches. Sup? Fix yo’ face, cuz the Tight & Right tag team is about to get all up in it. Mmkay? Oh. Hell. No. Can she spell... Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Put On Your Blue Suede Shoes So You Don’t Stub Your...

  

  I feel like a chunky lemon. And Pamela Anderson, if she had no boobs and a poop in a can tan. Not gonna lie. This wedgie probably ain’t coming out until the... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: You Better Work…And Sparkle…Baby, Because It’s The Little Mis...

  

  If this doesn’t make you all spit out your flippers, nothing will. Welcome to Las Vegas, kids! I’m pretty sure the Dry Cleaner with the curly black hair just... Read more

  Posted on 26 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Umm. Duh. Even A Door Nut Knows That It’s Time For...

  

  For the last time. It’s called Teacup piglet. Not Tranny piglet. I swear you people are just Pignorant. Listen up, pig. The only squealing I wanna hear... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Potty Mouths And Body Shots, Hip Hop Flops And Booty Pops Can Only...

  

  This is Abby, your Captain speaking. Please turn off your cell phones because this s*** is about to get real. I can count on one hand how many times I’ve been t... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Ain’t No Hairpiece High Enough, Ain’t No Flipper White...

  

  rΕd®uΜ… My Home Depot sandblast tan makes me feel like the King of the World! And makes me way cuter than my sister. I can see all my kids’... Read more

  Posted on 19 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: That’s Right. You’d Better Redneckognize How Beautimou...

  

  It’s so much better than sex. You get way more than one person will ever need…and they double bag it so it never breaks open in your back seat. All I know is... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Boyz In Da Hood? It’s The Revenge Of The Candy Apples When Cathy...

  

  We’re gonna rid this town of every Candy Apple in existence, even if I have to eat them all myself! Please. When I open my eyes, Vivi-Anne is suddenly a mean... Read more

  Posted on 15 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: Even For A Good Cause, All The Claws Come Out. It’s Nothing...

  

  How about I save us all some time and just slap the stupid right out of you? You just keep talkin’ Renee. Got a little leftover Ragu right up here I’ve been... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Yup…She’s Back! Honey Boo Boo Child Just Scored A Perfect 10...

  

  MmmHmm. I’m all that and a pack of crackers. Bought on sale. With a coupon. In a Buy 1 / Get 1 family pack, bitch. Pthffffft. I got more crowns than my Uncle go... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Alana Is Back And She Done Brung Her Family With Her!...

  

  That’s right, bitches. I’m back. And you’re gonna need a jug of Honey Booze Booze to wash down all of this Redneckosity! OMG! Triple bonus coupons on Brawny,... Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Paige Gets The Boot And Jill Gets Her Bump-It Back When The ALDC...

  

  Sing along. I’m Bringing Bump-Its Back. Them other Dance Moms don’t know how to act. Shut. Up. I would kill for a juicy drumstick as big as that boot Paige is... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO