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• Dance Moms: The ALDC’s About To Have A Major BoomKack Panic Attack. Chloe’s...

  

  When I heard that Beyoncé’s girl was coming, you know Mama had to go put on her big hair. Did I remember to unfollow that idiot blogger on Twitter? That boy is... Read more

  Posted on 17 August 2017 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Mama Drama: Oh No She Din’t! Abby Lee Miller Just Quit! Here’s The...

  

  So, umm…yeah. About that whole Dance Moms thing. It started out as a pretty slow news day at the ALDCA, all things considered. Until, well…you know.Bet you... Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2017 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Holy Moly, Chloe! It Was Starbound To Happen Sooner Or Later. But Ca...

  

  I just can’t believe it’s been 7 years and they still haven’t filled one pothole in this parking lot. This kitchen remod is way over budget. Put your shoes on,... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2017 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: The International Fresh Faces Pageant Is All About The Face....

  

  So lemme get this straight. First you take my crown. And now you’re taking my toys? HellNaw. I dunno. I mean…I just…I just can’t imagine not having this T T blo... Read more

  Posted on 28 November 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Beach Beach Baby Part Two. You Better Pack Your Shades And...

  

  If they gave away this much shizz when I was working the circuit, I woulda scored big. Dang. While that baby’s screwing with her bubbles, hit me with track #2... Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Beach Beach Baby. It’s Finally Time To Make Some Waves With...

  

  I have a special pink room upstairs with no doorknobs or windows just for Eden. She’s pretty. You get them curls on point, girl. I know that little man and his... Read more

  Posted on 06 November 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: You Know What They Say About Those Me And My Pet...

  

  Attention: License plate TTWINNZ. Your lights are on and there’s poop all over your back seat. Where’s my damn purse? I could sure use some of those animal... Read more

  Posted on 30 October 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: You Really Stepped In It This Time. Shovel And Sparkle At...

  

  Imma ’bout ready to slap a weight limit on some of these Mamas and put ’em back in the cage. I accidentally used pixie stix instead of Splenda and now I swear... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: When It’s Slots And Tots And Lots Of Sparkles…All Bets Are...

  

  Don’t even ask me to put this big a** thing on my head after 6 hours in the beauty salon chair. #NoCryingEver I know if I end up looking like Effie from... Read more

  Posted on 29 September 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Snatch That Crown And Hit The Road. It’s Time To Pack Up And...

  

  So I never actually looked around here before. Cambrie got 7 different sets and I got a bathroom? No, look. I literally have two dents in my nose from the damn... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Holy Pageant Panic Part Two, Batman! Only Superheroes And...

  

  Just between us, I lie about my age all the time. It’s the only way to get a discount at Claire’s. Don’t even tell me those chicks are in my shot, because I am... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Holy Pageant Panic, Batman! When It’s Heroes Vs. Villains,...

  

  Bitch, I know you got my crown and I’m coming for you as soon as I finish this juice box. If the Fair Pageant Bureau finds out I’ve been claiming dental... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Safari So Good. It’s Another Rhinestone Rumble In The...

  

  How can she NOT have Jungle Boogie on replay? It’s like a Kool The Gang classic. Google it. It’s my Pageant and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You... Read more

  Posted on 01 September 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Git It Gurrrrl! That’s Right…It’s Time To Sparkle And Spray...

  

  I swear.  Some of these Mamas get me so stressed out I could almost blink. I know you’re not gonna ask me to put on some cheer bow from Claire’s when my hair... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Are All Back For One Last Chance T...

  

  Does that fool even watch the show before he writes his blog? None of this makes any sense. You try finding a sitter in LA. They’re all at the beach or waiting... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: When The Music Stops, It’s All Over. Maddie And Mackenzie’s Final...

  

  Well you know this s***’s all going on eBay tonight. I don’t need your Lifetime checks, Boo. Buh Bye. I’m just saying I got my phone on me 24/7 and not one of... Read more

  Posted on 04 May 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: With Only Three Weeks Left At The ALDC, It’s Time To Hip Hop Or Pop...

  

  Moms better have my money before TMZ finds out these are real diamonds on my snap-back. I literally can’t even keep my head up. How does she wear this every... Read more

  Posted on 20 April 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Attention, Please. We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Dance Show...

  

  Honestly, I wasn’t planning on telling anyone. I was just gonna stop showing up after Regionals. No clue what’s happening right now, but somebody better get me... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: When It’s Bottom Of The Ninth And You Need A Thriller, It’s Time...

  

  Raise your hand if you got something way better than a postcard in Vegas. Dolla Dolla Bill, yo! I’m not telling you where I hid all the other Christies until yo... Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Time To Spill The Tea On The Season Finale Battle Royale. Let’s All...

  

  Lemme just rinse out this new weave real quick and then I can get started on the spaghetti. One more person calls me Traci and I’m gonna unleash my Inner NeNe s... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2016 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO