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Citizen Thymes
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Founded by Bürger Thymian Nachrichten, the Citizen Thymes published its first issue in 1861. The first issue reported on citizens’ apprehension toward the Civil War after Asheville lost its first casualty to the war, Bobby Lee. Lee died of sunstroke on a sweltering Asheville summer day, while protesting the treatment of horses in battle.
In 1866, the Citizen Thymes was awarded the Honest Abe award for uncovering the Civil War wasn’t so civil, but instead just another war resulting in 618,000 deaths.
Over the past 151 years, the Citizen Thymes has been the go to source for Asheville news, including that one time George Washington Vanderbilt II built a castle but forgot to incorporate roller coasters and cotton candy, but still charges us the price of a theme park ticket to visit. As long as there is news, the Citizen Thymes hopes to be there to fulfill its motto of “mutus -a –um verax-acis.”
The Citizen Thymes is a weekly newspaper publishing new content online every Monday.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 355 )
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Rep. Tim Moffit Tied to Nipple-Gate, Lobbyists Sucking on Government Teat
By Gloria Burnhim Investigative Reporter and Guest Contributor to Citizen Thymes ASHEVILLE- According to medical records received under the Freedom of... Read more
Posted on 20 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Slice of Life Comedy Showcase Featuring Nick Shaheen at PULP Tomorrow Night
Slice of Life Comedy presents a comedy showcase featuring Greenville comedian Nick Shaheen tomorrow night at the PULP. Tickets are $5, which includes a year... Read more
Posted on 20 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Seven Sows Bourbon & Larder Grand Opening Today
Seven Sows Bourbon Larder’s grand opening is today. Seven Sows is currently accepting reservations on Open Table. I have been looking forward to Seven Sows... Read more
Posted on 19 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Top 5 Asheville Confessions of the Week
We asked you Asheville what you would like to confess to 100% anonymously over on our Asheville Confessions page. Here are the top 5 confessions from the last... Read more
Posted on 15 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Asheville Comedy News- Carolina Sketchfest, Rob Delaney, Laugh Your Asheville Off
There was a lot of Asheville comedy news this week. The Carolina Sketchfest “2013 Cackalacka Edition” will take place March 23 at the Asheville Community... Read more
Posted on 15 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Vote for Asheville Walmart Employee in Walmart Associate Talent Search
Asheville Walmart employee Brandon Malzan is competing in the Walmart Associate Talent Search. You can vote for Brandon here. Voting ends March 18th. Read more
Posted on 14 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Vote for Asheville BBQ in the Daily South’s, South’s Best Ribs
The Daily South is holding a voting contest for the South’s Best Ribs. 12 Bones is the only Asheville restaurant that made the formal list. You can vote for 12... Read more
Posted on 14 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Vote for Asheville’s Katie Button of Curate in Food & Wine’s Best New Chef of th...
Katie Button of Curate is 1 of 10 chefs vying for Food Wine’s Best New Chef of the Southeast. You can vote for Button here. Read more
Posted on 12 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Asheville’s First Personalized Grocery Shopping Service- Simply, To Go Launches...
From the Press Release: Asheville, NC – Asheville will soon have its own personalized grocery shopping and delivery service. Simply, To Go, launching next... Read more
Posted on 12 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Asheville’s McCormick Field Makes Men’s Journal’s List of Best Minor League...
From Men’s Journal: Ask us about Asheville and we’ll gush about its legendary fly-fishing and world-class singletrack. Now, thanks to the Iron Man, we... Read more
Posted on 11 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
No Weekend Plans? Watch This Average Party for Inspiration…
This is what most parties I’ve been to have been like. Sigh I need a new social life…. via Pleated Read more
Posted on 08 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
What The..? Wednesdays- Moonwalking Pony?
Settle down pony, Neil Armstrong did the best moonwalk of all time…. via Pleated Read more
Posted on 06 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Global War on Terror Near Asheville, Gee Haw Whimmydiddle Cell Busted in Loafer’...
By Sam Spoofinburger, Homeland Security Editor and guest contributor to the Citizen Thymes WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA – A group of Loafer’s Glory craftsmen were... Read more
Posted on 05 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Comedian Myq Kaplan at Lexington Avenue Brewery Tonight
Disclaimer Underground Comedy presents Comedian Myq Kaplan at the Lexington Avenue Brewery tonight. Show starts at 9:00 p.m. Tickets are $10 and can be... Read more
Posted on 05 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Asheville Bums Busking to Beat the Law
By Sam Spoofinburg, crime reporter and guest contributor to the Citizen Thymes ASHEVILLE- No, not all of Asheville’s ragged winos with harmonicas in their ball... Read more
Posted on 01 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Top 10 Asheville Confessions of the Week
We asked you Asheville what you would like to confess to 100% anonymously over on our Asheville Confessions page. Here are the top 10 confessions from the last... Read more
Posted on 01 March 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Asheville Woman Disappointed in Lack of Small Crawling Plates at Asheville...
ASHEVILLE- Even though the food was excellent, Darlene Sanders didn’t crawl away from the opening night of the Asheville Small Plate Crawl completely happy. Read more
Posted on 27 February 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Monday Morning Fail, Girl Burns Her Hair off in Tutorial
Make sure you stick around to the 1:13 mark that face is priceless LOL…. via Pleated Read more
Posted on 25 February 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Top 10 Asheville Confessions from the Last Two Days
We asked you Asheville what you would like to confess to 100% anonymously over on our Asheville Confessions page. Here are the top 10 confessions from the last... Read more
Posted on 22 February 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Slice of Life Comedy Presents Asheville Comedian Grayson Morris Sunday
Slice of Life Comedy presents the Comedy Showcase featuring Asheville comedian Grayson Morris Sunday night at the PULP. Show starts at 7:00 p.m. tickets are... Read more
Posted on 22 February 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY
