Song Joong Ki for Samsonite

I have this theory that Koreans who have the “Song” surname (be it real or their screen names) are genetically superior. Well at least the Songs that I’ve heard of anyway.

Coincidentally, the pronounciation of the word “surname” in Korean also sounds like “song” – 송 is Song, and  성 is Seong (meaning surname). Just take a look at these Koreans.

My beloved Song Ji Hyo from Running Man (yes I know her real name is Chan Sung Im)
Song Hye Kyo, face of Laneige andddd also somewhat of a prima donna I heard. She doesn’t allow people to take casual shots of her – totally doing a Mariah Carey. BUT, still genetically pretty.
And the creme de la creme – Song Seung Hun. Just look at that bodehhhhhhh holy mother of hotness. He’s supposedly one of the top 10 Korean celebs with chocolate abs – hello, if he were chocolate, he’d be Swarovski-studded Godiva chocolates sprinkled with gold dust and served on a diamond plate. hellooooooooo.

Of course, there’s also one more Song – Song Joong Ki. This fella has flawless skin, and such pretty boy looks! What’s more, he was totally Brain Joong Ki in Running Man. swoons. Please bring back Brain Joong Ki to Running Man~~~

Since it’s finally Friday, here’s some photo porn of Song Joong Ki fronting Samsonite’s global campaign for Spring Summer. Let’s start with some black & white to ease you into it – too much excitement and blood pumping is unhealthy.

Moving on.. adding some color. A splash of red (which presumably is already on your cheeks hurhurhur)

And now, moving on into the 20th century – I present to you, COLOUR~~~~

Oh no you didn’t. Bitch get your hands off him.

The only consolation: Joong Ki looks relatively agonised with a “why are you coming so close to me” expression. Plus, the woman’s jaw is further extended, thus showing that she wants to get close to him, and he’s backing off. woohoo!

See, Joong Ki looks much happier on his own. Until he finds me, of course. haha.

Happy Friday everybardy!!!