Humor Magazine

Your Monday Funny: 12.8.13

By Davidduff

Bob sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. 

The 10pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building building preparing to jump. 

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again.

(Look, if you're blonde and upset and think I'm just a male, chauvinist 'blondist', don't blame me, blame Andra, it's her joke - and she's blonde, too!  Me?  I lurve blondes!)


 I was in the pet shop last week when I noticed a Pakistani with the most amazingly coloured parrot perched on his shoulder. 

"Where did you get that from?" I asked.
"Birmingham, there's bloody thousands of them there!" said the parrot.

(That wasn't one of Andra's!) 


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