It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1961, and James had a date with Annabella. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
'Oh, come on in!' Annabella's mother said as she welcomed James, 'Have a seat in the sitting room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Tea?'
'Tea, please,' James said. Mum brought the tea.
'So, what are you and Annabella planning to do tonight?' she asked interestedly.
'Oh, probably go to the pictures and then maybe grab a bite to eat in the coffee bar, perhaps even take a walk on the beach afterwards.'
'Annabella likes to screw, you know,' Mum informed him.
'Really?' James gasped, surprised to say the least.
'Oh yes,' mother continued, 'When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do! Screw, screw, screw'
'Is that so?' asked James, incredulously.
'Oh yes,' she said. 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'
'Phew! Well, thanks for the tip!' James said as he began thinking about alternative plans for the evening.
A moment later, Annabella came down the stairs looking as pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted James.
'Have fun, kids!' mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Annabella burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
'The Twist, Mum!' she yelled angrily to her mother in the kitchen. 'The bloody dance is called the ....Twist!'
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An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple
of minutes?''
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''
''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she
seems to appear out of nowhere.’'
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The progress made by social science is outstanding:
A new study has found that women with large bums live longer than men who mention it.
'Whodathunkit'?!
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Well, I hope that has set you up for a cheerful Monday morning - sorry, didn't quite catch that . . .
