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'You Wan' CO2, We Got Plen'y, Velly Cheap': Prime Minister of China

By Davidduff

Well, perhaps not his exact words but they could be because along with all that dirt cheap gear they churn out by the zillion tons - and believe me, I love 'em for it - they also churn out CO2 which, according to the 'Greenies', means we're all set to fry as global temps go through the roof.  Here, from the always excellent WUWT, are some charts which show you exactly who the dummies are who believe the 'Greenies' alarmist claims that CO2 causes global warming, and who are the sensible ones who ignore it and refuse to add to their manufacturing costs:

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Perhaps we should send Mr. Ed Davey, our current clown in charge of energy and climate change, over to China so that he can see for himself exactly who is producing ga-zillions of CO2.

'You wan' CO2, we got plen'y, velly cheap': Prime Minister of China

 

Perhaps not, it's fairly obvious that he's a sandwich short of a picnic and he would just come back here and insist on even more windmills because, as he might put it, 'the Chinese are very, very naughty boys so we must try harder!'   Just how 'naughty' we really are may be judged from this graph:

 

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Of course, were 'Dafty' Davey to accuse the Chinese of ramping up global warming through their massive CO2 emissions, they would reply, "Ying tong yiddle I po" (or something like that) which roughly translates as "What global warming, you long nose prat, there hasn't been any for at least 13 years and probably longer!

 


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