Don't say you are never given a choice, here at D&N, so go on, take your pick!


The one on the left, Maria Miller, is on the Right; and the one on the right, Gloria del Piero, is on the Left. Got that? I don't intend to say it again so pay attention! Anyway, this blog prides itself on the fact that its insults always adhere strictly to equal opportunities legislation and thus I can describe the pair of them as being utterly useless dipsticks of the type to be found in such large numbers milling around Westminster that if you threw a random custard pie - what a good idea! - it would hit someone very like these two.
According to the Daily Mail, Mrs. Millar opined that woman are not:
. . . an optional part of the labor force. If we’re going to have the sort of economic recovery we need, women are at the heart of it.
So that's one in the eye for you, 'Mumsy', ruining Dave's 'Vision for Britain' by staying at home caring for your brats! Or, as this sensible lady put it:
Lynne Burnham, of campaign group Mothers At Home Matter, said: ‘It just makes no sense. What we need is to get our youngsters into work.
‘Why such an almighty push to get mothers into work, leaving their children as young as six months? It’s feminism gone mad. The mother-child bond is paramount and it’s absolutely crucial babies have that time with their primary carer.’
Quentin Letts, a shrewd parliamentary observer, in an earlier commentary on Ms. Millar described her thus:
The real Cabinet dud is Culture’s Maria Miller, a politician promoted far beyond her talents.
And all that one can say concerning Ms. del Piero is to repeat the order to one's favorite barman - same again! This little poppet posed topless at the age of 15 because her daddy was poor and so sick he could not work. Fair enough, and anyway we all do stupid things when we're young, so did Ms. Piero pass the, er, hard-earned dosh onto poor old dad? Not a bit of it! According to her she spent it on clothes for herself because, 'like, well, y' know, that's wot kids want'! Needless to say, this paragon of progressive liberty kicked off on one when she found out that the 'hacks of Fleet Street' were sniffing round trying to find copies of those topless photos. I wish them well in their hunt!
And to think what some of those suffragettes went through in order to get women the vote and places in parliament.
