Look, don't blame me, it was those rascals at I Hate The Media who ran the story and according to them all of these ladies have been arrested for physically attacking their boyfriends who had refused them sex! I've had a jolly good look at them all and frankly they'd have to call in aid Messrs. Smith & Wesson before I'd even consider 'doing my duty' with any of them!
The one on the left, according to thesmokinggun.com:
Ashley Marie Prenovost, 24, was already intoxicated when her beau returned to the Glendale residence the couple shares with their four-month-old daughter. Prenovost, according to a court filing, “wanted to have sex with him and got naked.”
When her boyfriend declined to have sex, Prenovost became enraged, according to police. She allegedly punched two holes in a bedroom wall, and “punched a picture hanging on the wall in the hallway, causing glass to break and causing injuries to both of suspect’s hands.”
Honestly, don't these monsters realize that 'no' means 'no'? We chaps have feelings, too, you know and no matter how sexy we look in our flannels and blazers and old school ties they are not an invitation to sex! I mean, I already feel traumatized just looking at their mug-shots, but think what it would be like to face them coming at you 'Harry starkers' with a meat-cleaver in hand and a Jack Nicholson maniacal grin on their faces. By jove, the only stiff thing about me would be my upper lip and that would be trembling more than somewhat!
