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LATEST ARTICLES ( 49 )

• #13

  

  Dear AG, Thank you for applying to the We Are Edgy Because We Wear Our Sunglasses Indoors and In the Dark Lab this year. We enjoyed skimming through your work... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• How to Write a Broadway Hit

  

  A lot of people come up to me and say, Hey AG. You’re a playwright. And I say, That’s the rumor my MFA tells me, anyway! And they say, Wow. You paid money for... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Movies I Regect

  

  I’m a last minute participant in the Worst Movies Ever blogfest, but better late than never, as the White Rabbit would say if he were an optimist! You know... Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2011 HUMOR, MOVIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• What My Dad Taught Me About Regection

  

  Today’s my Dad’s birthday! He’s multiple years old.My Dad is awesome. Here’s a picture:You can automatically tell he’s awesome because he has an awesome... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2011 HUMOR

• #12

  Hi AG,Thank you for submitting your play, It’s Nice That You Try, to the We Eat Dreams for Breakfast festival this year. We received SO many submissions, we... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• This is What I Did on My Vacay…

  

  Thanks again to Paige for writing an awesome guest blog.She allowed this to happen. Don’t worry, it’s orange juice in that glass.More regection, coming soon! Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Guest Blog: Paige Kellerman

  

  Rejection’s Not Just About Being Perfect by Paige Kellerman When AG asked me to do a guest post for him, I was over the moon. After writing “I’m a guest blogger... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Job Interview #3

  The Interview: The Interviewer: Hello, I’m so sorry I’m late WHOA you’ve been waiting here for 2 hours? My bad, lunch and all. AG: That’s. Fiii iii iii ne, my... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Holy Crow!

  

  An amazing, amazing thing happened.I have been officially rendered speechless.Yes, yes I have.I have been awarded FOUR AWARDS! Read more

  Posted on 15 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• #11

  June 29, 2011Dear AG,Thank you for your application to the Obnoxiously Long Title of this Really Awesome Project Program for 2011-2012. Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• How to Write a Sweet Cover Letter

  

  SO you found an ad for an awesome new job! That is convenient and great because you are hating on your current job an unemployed theatre artist wondering how... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• #9

  

  Hi AG, Thank you for submitting your play, 2You-Nique4Us, to the Predictability Factory’s Tenth Bi-semi-annual Festival . We received about fifteen billion... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Have a Theory:

  

  Every writer is insecure. (I didn’t say it was very complex.) Sure, I know I look like this most of the time: But most of the time I actually feel like this: ... Read more

  Posted on 07 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• It Happened Again!

  

  No, I’m not talking about a parking ticket or another Rocky sequel (hint hint Stallone), I’m talking about how the lovely Saronai awarded me another Leibster! Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• The 7 Stages of ReJection

  

  Stage 1 – Shock No.  There is no mistake. Some advice: Stop making that face immediately. Nobody wants to see that. Stage 2 – Denial Well, what else are you... Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• #8

  

  AG, Thank you again for submitting You Gotta Be Kidding Us, to this year’s We Can’t Produce That Festival. We were shocked at the amount of money you must... Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Yeah, I Did….

  

  …get awarded the LIEBSTER from the lovely Miss Crystal. Everybody should go check out her blog, because it’s awesome. To be more exact, it’s epic. Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• #7

  AGRE: Your Play Please read while ominous music plays. Dear AG,Thank you for submitting No Shot in Hell for consideration in Political Crap Week 2011. Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• When Life Gives You Rejections…

  

  ….spell ‘em with a G.Once upon a time, a lonG lonG time aGo last Wednesday, I spelled rejection correctly. And it made me feel like crap. Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Job Rejection #2

  

  The Interview Pleasant Lady: Hello, it’s just so nice to meet you A- Me: I REALLY WANT THIS JOB Pleasant Lady: …your resume…seemed so impressive Me: I’m so... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION