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• Shit Movie of the Day – Sex and the City 2

  

  After watching the trailer and then enduring this film, I fully believe that this is why the terrorists hate us.The stars of the hit HBO series reunite with... Read more

  Posted on 19 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – Gigli

  

  What a fucking turkey of a movie.  Gobble gobble.Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck) is a low-level Los Angeles mob enforcer. His volatile boss, Louis (Lenny Venito),... Read more

  Posted on 19 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – Speed 2: Cruise Control

  

  So wait, this is a sequel to Speed, a surprise action hit, and it’s focus is on Sandra Bullock’s character Annie and not on Keanu.  Why the hell even bother wit... Read more

  Posted on 18 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – The Love Guru

  

  Deep breaths, just inhale and slowly exhale.  You will not lash out as anger takes you further from the path of the enlightenment and inner peace.  Just breathe. Read more

  Posted on 17 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Movie Review – Hyde Park on Hudson

  

  I wasn’t fully certain that I was prepared to see Hyde Park On Hudson, the latest Bill Murray film in which he portrays FDR during the crucial summer of 1939... Read more

  Posted on 16 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – Little Nicky

  

  Surprise surprise, another Adam Sandler movie on my list.  After being brain fucked by Jack and Jill (don’t bother watching) I decided to watch this movie... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Movie Review – The Man With The Iron Fists

  

  I couldn’t tell you how excited I was when The Man With The Iron Fists was finally getting made.  Long has it been teased by first time director, Robert “RZA”... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Movie Review – Argo

  

  A part of me really was hoping that Argo was going to be a prequel to Die Hard where we got to see how Harry Ellis got to be in the position he was in at the... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – White Chicks

  

  Alright, I am just going to come right out and complain about this movie in the opening of the post.  Typically I leave the opening to set up the readers for th... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Movie Review – GUT

  

  Another exclusive review I did for the fine folks at LostInReviews.com  This time around they had me review the independent horror movie GUT. Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – Big Momma’s: Like Father, Like Son

  

  It’s the movie that no one was ever asking for.  What the hell is it with black actors having to dress up in fat suits to portray black women? Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Movie Review – Skyfall

  

  It used to be that Bond movies always helped compliment a year in cinema. One of the longest running franchises in cinema, James Bond films have ended up... Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – Kangaroo Jack

  

  I kept hearing about this movie for a while when I first decided to watch all these shitty movies.  Like whispers of a movie that shouldn’t have been and only... Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – Tiptoes

  

  First, I am couldn’t find a legit trailer for this movie and I am not certain if this is a fan made one or not. Regardless of that fact, the movie is about as... Read more

  Posted on 11 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – From Justin To Kelly

  

  Ugh. Just ugh. First, I am not a big fan of musicals. Sorry, but they aren’t my bag and the ones I do like are few and far between. Second, this is about the... Read more

  Posted on 10 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – Swept Away

  

  God I wished that some sort of current would come and sweep me away from this movie. It isn’t so much that the movie is good, it’s just that the potential of... Read more

  Posted on 09 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – Disaster Movie

  

  I honestly thought that I was re-watching Epic Movie for the first 15 minutes. Even getting further into this shitty movie made me realize that this is basicall... Read more

  Posted on 09 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – Epic Movie

  

  You know, parody movies use to be some of my favorite comedy movie around. Airplane!, The Naked Gun series, Top Secret and Mel Brooks movies were the essential... Read more

  Posted on 08 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – Glitter

  

  I would have rather watched a group of bad karaoke singers do renditions of Mariah Carey songs for 8 hours instead of watching this movie. Wow, bad acting,... Read more

  Posted on 06 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Shit Movie of the Day – The Hottie and The Nottie

  

  Apparently I don’t hate myself enough because I had to sit through this movie. By sit, I mean I had to constantly pause and then start again after I took like... Read more

  Posted on 05 November 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES