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• It's Time

  

  Image CreditBrilliant idea - I shall write an eBook, then buy copies for my immediate family for Christmas, thus earning me about 48 cents. To go towards my... Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Sweeping It Under the Rug

  

  Image Credit Mstr5 has long proclaimed his undying love for me. No FFS!? Multiple times a day I am told I am beautiful. No FFS!? Multiple times a day he is... Read more

  Posted on 20 March 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Easter Bunny : Man up

  

  School Easter Bunny circa 2013.See how happy he looks? It's a little weird and creepy, right? The Easter Bunny is a wondrous and awesome creature. Unless... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Homework : Screwed to the Power of Three.

  

  Image CreditExactly the kind of mistake I would make. My dazzling knowledge has hit a wall. I figured I had years left of answering all the kids' questions,... Read more

  Posted on 16 March 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Multi Faceted Whining

  

  Have started and deleted this post far too many times. FFS? This week I am without a whine worthy of a whole post. Instead, I have multiple mini whines. You're... Read more

  Posted on 13 March 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• An Open Letter to Katy Perry

  

  Dear Katy Perry A few years ago, my 8 year old decided that you were her life hero / role model of choice. And I was totally down with that. Previously, it was... Read more

  Posted on 10 March 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Pets

  

  Image CreditBecause, duh....obviously they go hand in hand. It's a well known fact that I am forever patting myself on the back and marvelling over the fact tha... Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• How to Communicate with Your Kids on Their Level. Or Slightly Beneath Their...

  

  Image Credit #1Nana has a long whined about her disdain for how I address and speak to my beloved children. She seems to think it's not entirely normal /... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Thumbs Down

  

  Image CreditHave ordered 2 for #1Pop's Birthday1 for now and 1 spare On Thursday night #1Pop called to say he was just about to get in the car and drive down... Read more

  Posted on 02 March 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Undies

  

  Image Credit Warning: NSFARTMOWKMIRL Not Suitable For Anyone Related To Me Or Who Knows Me In Real Life Because I'm about to over-share, yo! So you've had... Read more

  Posted on 27 February 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Yolo

  is one of those wanky expressions that I've never really paid much mind to. You Only Live Once....no shit. IMHO (because I'm all about the cool acronyms the... Read more

  Posted on 25 February 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Delusional

  

  I found this post it note on #1Hubby's 'junk pile of really important stuff that can't be put away or thrown out but may never be used again'....AKA, the Shit... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Redecorating : Creating a Home Office for #1Hubby

  

  Some ideas for #1Hubby's new home office. Image source Image source Image source Image source All shot down. I am done trying to help him. Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• One Hour and Forty Eight Minutes That I Will Never Get Back

  

  I can feel myself growing older by the second. One hour and 48 minutes worth of seconds. Sitting at the bloody table, willing more than one pea to be placed on... Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : School's Back

  

  Please note: There will be no Valentine's themed post because I have been loved up / shacked up with #1Hubby for a grand total of almost 18 years. Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• TV Highs and Lows

  

  Image Credit Sweet niblets! I don't know what's worse - the Achy Breaky mullet, or this? I am a huge fan of all forms of electronic babysitting. Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Asking the Big Questions

  

  The Question Fairy once woke me in this get up, minus the boots.She had been put to bed in standard issue pyjamas.I have no idea what/when/why/how..... Miss5... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Nailed It - How to Make an Impression on the First Day of School

  

  Before you get your pens out to take notes from someone always so full of good advice and fine examples.... I am referring to a poor impression. Some would go s... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Nutellagate - the Resolution

  

  Yes, I even made a pie chart. Such is my passion to educate the masses regarding Nutella. Today I'm addressing the burning issue that one single person has... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2014 DIARIES, FOOD & DRINK, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• The End of an Era

  

  This was my legitimate plan. Seriously. Those who've been reading along for a while now will know that I set up a countdown timer at the bottom of my blog,... Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION