Parentalparody

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• FFS!? Friday : The 'MAN DOWN!' Edition

  

  Linking up with DearBabyG again for my weekly FFS!? Friday whine. MAN DOWN - possibly one of the biggest FFS!? scenarios around. #1Hubby has always been... Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Son of A....[something Far Worse Than Bitch]

  

  Oh yeah...I forgot to tell you... My folks are coming to visit. When? Today. SAY WHAT?! BEG PARDON!? Yeah, today. They'll be here in...umm...just over 2 hours.... Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Non-event

  There will be no FFS!? Friday post today. Quite frankly, I am utterly buggered. Exhausted beyond exhaustion. How tired? So tired I do not have the energy to lif... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Pre-holiday Panic Attack

  

  Today I finish almost a month of working 6 days a week. It has been both awesome and relaxing and seriously exhausting. If I'm not forgetting a pair of shoes... Read more

  Posted on 28 February 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Humour is Genetic

  

  This is where I get my humor – it’s genetic. My Dad, #1Pop, has never been into presents. The giving part. He loves receiving, and often spends Christmas mornin... Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Man Crap Fashion Crimes Edition

  

  Linking up with my vodka buddy DearBabyG once again, to get my weekly whine on. As opposed to my daily wine. The two of which are never to be confused, but ofte... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Logic of Love According to a 14 Year Old

  

  In an attempt to free herself of my childhood crap all evidence of my early years, #1Nana has shuffled crap from her abode to mine - which is technically also... Read more

  Posted on 21 February 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• #1Hubby Went to Sydney for Valentine's Day and All I Got Was THIS

  

  Behold! This is what you get for Valentine’s Day once you have been cohabitating for 16 years, betrothed for the past 11 ½ of those years. It was with a... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Post Valentines Edition

  

  To those of you still basking in the glow of your Valentines loving…bugger off. Complete with just a hint of a muffin top. Or muffin back. Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Mobile Phones, Restrooms, Wine Casks in Public

  

  Friday afternoon I tempted fate by Tweeting and posting on Facebook how I was heading out to dinner sans kiddies. Oh how was I to cope without a child to slop... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2012 SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Shit List Edition

  

  Once again linking up with my vodka buddy DearBabyG for FFS!? Friday Woo to the hoo. I love me some ranting and whining, and funnily enough, I’m actually quite... Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Slapping on the War Paint and My Grown up Clothes for a Few Weeks

  

  Today I start working 6 days a week for the next 4 weeks. I will be layering on the war paint, sizzling my frizzy 'do into submission, and dusting off my grown... Read more

  Posted on 07 February 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Poingnant Post. Sort Of.

  

  The Parental Parody family has suffered a great loss that has seen a mood of sorrow and despair descend over #1 Hubby and I. It is with much sorrow that we say... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Back to School Edition

  

  Linking up again with the totally righteous DearBabyG to get my weekly whine on. This week I expected great things. After the epic school holidays of torturous... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Where's the "OFF" Button for My Kids?

  

  Here's what's happened yesterday morning in the Parental Parody household... Miss3 got up crazy early. We're talking early enough that she could've donned a min... Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Scum of Society Ranty Edition

  

  'Sup yo. Linking up again with my homey DearBabyG for FFS!? Friday. In case you're wondering, I haven't let my inner 14yr old skater dude off his leash. Read more

  Posted on 26 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• How Multiple Food Storage Devices Nearly Caused Me to Partake in Carnage by...

  

  Also known as the day my domestic goddessness was seriously called into question. The other day, I did a scary, stupid, smart, thrifty, savvy, idiotic thing.... Read more

  Posted on 24 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Digital Parents Conference 2012 : Cleaning Up, So to Speak

  

  The Digital Parents Conference 2012 is fast approaching and I'm getting more excited than the time I waited in line at the club that asked to check my ID when... Read more

  Posted on 22 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Brotherhood of the Travelling Underpants

  

  It's that day again...time to link up with DearBabyG to have a bit of a rant and a whine about what's given me the shits this week. This week, I bring you one... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Parental Parody Review : Caffeine, My Other Great Love

  

  Following what was possibly the best 2 weeks of my life, thoroughly testing and reviewing both Yellowglen Spritz and Taylors Wines products for you (you're so... Read more

  Posted on 17 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION