FFS!? Friday : The Non-event

There will be no FFS!? Friday post today. Quite frankly, I am utterly buggered.  Exhausted beyond exhaustion.  How tired?  So tired I do not have the energy to lift my wine glass.  For reals. Gasp in shock.  Reel in horror.  I would too, if I had the energy. FFS!? After almost a month of the whole working 6 days a week while maintaining my domestic status thing, I was all "I am woman, I am mother, I am worker, I am domestic goddess, I am everything to everyone, my family's universe revolves around me....so, hear me roar and all that shiz". And then I fell on my ass.  Then I finished my stint at being a full time worker once again. I spent my first day off, wandering around a shopping center in a daze...wait for it....
WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING.
Again, gasp in shock.  Reel in horror.  Again, I would too if I had the energy, FFS!? I even tempted fate by going into not one but two discount crap shops. Nothing.  Nada.  Zip.  Zilch. Not one single useless and unnecessary purchase, FFS!? So, as you can see, I obviously need a day off to reflect and regroup. You know the situation is dire when you can walk around a shopping center packed with usually justifiable purchases..and walk out with nothing. I've clearly lost my mojo. FFS!? So today, instead of writing a lengthy whine about what's given me the shits for the week (because this is totally not that...heh), I am going to give myself a stern talking to, and at the very least browse Ebay for something to purchase with the barest of efforts required - a click of the mouse. Wish me luck.  God speed.  Go hard or go home.  Bring it.  Saddle up.  And every other irritating motivational saying.