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News is a commodity, like oil, natural gas, or pork bellies. Bad news is the most abundant commodity in the world! That’s why they give it away for free on the internet! We take that bad news, and tell you original, funny similar situations that would be far worse news. And then you will feel better knowing that the bad news Wolf Blitzer is telling you for free was NotTheWorstNews.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1426 )
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11% Of People Use “1234″ As Their Bank Card Pin Number
According to DataGenetics.com, an analysis of 3.4 million bank card PIN numbers revealed that some numbers are more popular than others. The five most popular:... Read more
Posted on 23 September 2012 BUSINESS, CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Company Sells Toilet Paper with Ads on It! Part 2 of a Two Part Story.
Yesterday we wrote about a report from CNBC that a Michigan company is selling toilet paper with advertising on it. The report indicated:“Star Toilet Paper... Read more
Posted on 22 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Company Sells Toilet Paper with Ads on It! Part 1 of a Two Part Story.
CNBC reports that Michigan company has begun selling toilet paper featuring advertising. From the article:“Advertisers… include a smoothie maker, insurance... Read more
Posted on 21 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
MIT Study Suggests Being Seen At Work More Important Than Quality Of Work
Forbes reports that an MIT study suggest that those who work from home are likely to get worse performance reviews than people who work on site, even if the wor... Read more
Posted on 20 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 “People” Mitt Romney Inadvertently May Have Offended By His Latest Comments...
As you may have heard by now, Mitt Romney has indicated it’s not his job to “worry” about people who don’t pay taxes in a speech shot on a hidden camera. Could... Read more
Posted on 19 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Mitt Romney Says He Is A Fan Of Snooki!
Just yesterday, we wrote about a Chicago school teacher who joked on a picket sign that mayor Rahm Emanuel liked Nickelback.The teacher apparently thought jokin... Read more
Posted on 18 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Chicago Mayor Denies He Likes Nickelback
According to MacLean’s, a striking teacher held up a picket sign saying: “RAHM EMANUEL LIKES NICKELBACK.”A spokesperson for Emanuel denied the claim.The... Read more
Posted on 17 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Buffalo Man Buys French Fries With Counterfeit $50 Bill, Eats More Counterfeit...
Today’s scoop comes via email from funny blogger, ListOfX, just in time for NFL game day! Yahoo reports that a man from Buffalo, New York, allegedly bought... Read more
Posted on 16 September 2012 CURRENT, FOOTBALL, HUMOR, SOCIETY, SPORTS -
Restaurants Have Secret Codes To Describe You!
As we wrote yesterday, the New York Times reports that some restaurants secretly record information about their patrons for future use.The article also stated... Read more
Posted on 15 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Your Restaurant May Be Secretly Spying On You… So Think Twice Before Sneaking Al...
The New York Times reports that restaurants are increasingly keeping records of their patrons’ dining records for use on future visits. Read more
Posted on 14 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Parent Apparently Thinks Potty Training Toddler At Restaurant Table Was A Good...
The Consumerist, citing some TV channel in Utah, reports about an incident at a restaurant we hope does not become a new trend: a mother was apparently... Read more
Posted on 13 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Mitt Romney Should Ask Siri If iPhone 5 Is Better Off Now Than 4 Years Ago
Apple is expected to introduce its iPhone 5 today. The Motley Fool, citing an analyst estimate, reports that the iPhone 5 could be responsible for one-sixth of... Read more
Posted on 12 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Naked Man Wanders Out Of Forest, Interrupts TV News Interview
KARK-TV in Arkansas was in the middle of interviewing an elderly couple about a tree that fell during a storm and destroyed their house, when a naked man... Read more
Posted on 11 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Suspected Gas Leak Turned Out To Be Fish From Traditional Swedish Fermented...
The Local reports that this past weekend, in Stockholm, Sweden, in response to reports of a gas leak, two fire trucks, two police cars, and an emergency gas lea... Read more
Posted on 10 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Diamond Store Apparently Thinks She Will Be Impressed By That Engagement Ring...
NBC affiliate 11alive.com reports that an Atlanta area diamond store is offering a free hunting rifle with a purchase of diamonds over $2,500. Read more
Posted on 09 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Thousands Of Swedes Pay Fake Fine After Receiving Letter Saying They Downloaded...
The Local reported today that thousands of Swedish residents have paid a fake fine after receiving letters in the mail saying they downloaded porn.3 Worse Thing... Read more
Posted on 08 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
The Price Is Right Turns 40, Which Means All Of You Who Thought The Show Was At...
CBS News reports that epic Californian game show the Price Is Right has turned 40 years old!3 Things Worse Things Than “The Price Is Right” Turning 40 Years... Read more
Posted on 07 September 2012 CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY, TV & VIDEO -
Fewer Jerks Are Even Bothering To Retrieve Their Voicemail Messages!
CNBC, citing USA Today data reports voice mail usage is down. Specifically, Vonage has found that voicemails left have declined 8%, and voicemails retrieved hav... Read more
Posted on 06 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Rich Kids Of Instagram Ironically More Popular Than Major Web Sites
We first wrote about the Rich Kids of Instagram in an entry that can be viewed here. Tumblr.com, the 18th most visited web site in the world, according to... Read more
Posted on 05 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
TV News/Opinion Program Shows Photos Of Wrong Person In “Moron Of The Morning”...
NOW Magazine reports that during a segment aired yesterday called “Moron of the Morning,” a journalist at Sun TV in Canada gave the title to a woman named... Read more
Posted on 04 September 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY