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• When You Think About Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, Bench Pressing Comes To Mind, Right?

  The Toronto Sun reports that a report about a security camera video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford suggests that the Mayor was intoxicated in a parking garage on... Read more

  Posted on 07 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Lonely Offshore Money Singing “Party In The USA” By Itself

  The Fiscal Times reports that American companies are keeping $1.2 trillion in offshore tax havens to avoid paying taxes. The report further suggests that due... Read more

  Posted on 06 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Forget What The Experts Say, You Will Read This Entire Article!

  A 2013 report from Slate indicates that according to a web traffic-analysis firm, of the people who look at online articles, the majority of them don’t scroll... Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Things We Wonder If Snapchat Wishes Would Disappear After Watching Apple...

  CNN reports that at its World Wide Developer Conference, Apple announced iPhone users will be able to send videos to other users that will, by default,... Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Embarrassing Images We’d Like To Email To Myspace

  Mashable reports that Myspace is emailing old photos of people with the hopes of luring them back to the once popular social networking site, apparently... Read more

  Posted on 04 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Kid Drawing Hair And Other Changes On Father’s Passport Not Helpful To Hair...

  The New York Daily news reports that a man from China may be stranded in South Korea after his son drew animals in ink all over his passport. And added more hai... Read more

  Posted on 02 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Toronto Mayor Ford Spotted In Ontario Cottage Country Walmart

  The Toronto Sun reports that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who has reportedly been in rehab, was spotted shopping Saturday afternoon in a cottage country Walmart, by... Read more

  Posted on 02 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Observation Deck Glass Designed To Crack

  CNN reports that earlier this week, visitors to the observatory of Willis Tower (formerly the Sears Tower) were surprised to hear cracking sounds and look down... Read more

  Posted on 31 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Axl Rose Named World’s Greatest Singer

  NBC reports that Guns N’ Roses front man has been ranked number one on a list of the world’s best singers, based on having a wide vocal range.3 Categories Of... Read more

  Posted on 30 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• That’s A Spicy Factory Next Door!

  Yahoo reports that a California city has ended a dispute with a hot sauce manufacturer, after the manufacturer agreed to install better filters at its factory t... Read more

  Posted on 30 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Millionaire Hides Envelopes Of Real Money (Instead of Bitcoin) Around San...

  Yahoo reports that a generous millionaire is hiding envelopes full of cash around San Francisco, and revealing clues to the locations on Twitter to lucky... Read more

  Posted on 28 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Macaulay Culkin’s Pizza-Song-Parody Band Booed Off Stage Twice In A Week

  BBC reports that former child star Macaulay Culkin’s comedy rock group was booed off stage twice in a week.The group is called the “Pizza Underground” and... Read more

  Posted on 28 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• TMZ Says Steve Ballmer May Want To Buy LA Clippers… What Would Windows’ Clippy...

  TMZ reports that former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer may be in talks to buy the LA Clippers, which has some fans worried the team may be moved to Seattle. Read more

  Posted on 27 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Poll: People In Kentucky Don’t Like Obamacare, But Do Like Exchange Created Unde...

  Bloomberg reports that polling in Kentucky indicates people in that state are not fond of “Obamacare,” but are fond of “Kynect,” the exchange created under the... Read more

  Posted on 25 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Distinctive Wallpaper Leads To Arrest Of Swedish Facebook Flasher

  

  The Local (Sweden’s News In English) reports that a teen has been convicted of sending anonymous photos of his genitals from fake Facebook accounts after... Read more

  Posted on 24 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Survey: About Two-Thirds Of American Millionaires Say “Raise My Taxes.”

  A recent CNBC survey of millionaires reveals that nearly two-thirds of American millionaires believe their taxes should be increased to help wealth inequality... Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• America Not That Into Congress

  The Washington Post reports that a recent poll indicates 46% of Americans don’t care which party controls Congress.Meanwhile, Fox News reports that in its lates... Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report: Man Tries To Sleep With Cash Machine In Bar

  QMI Agency reports that an allegedly drunk man in Tennessee allegedly tried to have sex with a cash machine in a bar.The police were called, and told him to wai... Read more

  Posted on 22 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• WSJ: FBI “Grappling” With Policy To Not Hire Pot Users

  The Wall Street Journal reports that although the FBI has been authorized by Congress to hire 2,000 people to help fight cyber-crime, they may have trouble... Read more

  Posted on 21 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Nation of France Drinks Almost As Much Wine As All Of America

  The Local (France’s News In English) reports that for the first time in the history of recording this kind of stuff… the United States has snatched the #1 spot... Read more

  Posted on 19 May 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY