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Axl Rose Named World’s Greatest Singer

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

NBC reports that Guns N’ Roses front man has been ranked number one on a list of the world’s best singers, based on having a wide vocal range.

3 Categories Of Vocal Ranges We Hope Are Applicable To This Ranking

1. High frequency screams of expletive words that are able to overpower censor’s bleeps during live TV award shows.

2. Nodal screeches caused by somehow being revived at midnight after passing out at 7:59 p.m. for concert with 8:00 p.m. start time.

3. Loud ranges of all notes capable of being heard at festivals after venue turns off the microphones and sound system for band violating curfew after showing up on stage hours late.

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