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• Tucker Carlson Claimed Last Week That the “Left” Failed To Prevent Musk From...

  Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter closed last night.Just ten days ago, Fox Opinion Host, Tucker Carlson claimed that the left did everything in their power to... Read more

  Posted on 28 October 2022 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sean Hannity Tells Viewers Now Is Not The Time To “Politicize”… But It Is The...

  Last night, Sean Hannity reminded viewers repeatedly that yet another school shooting tragedy is not the time to “politicize” the tragedy. Read more

  Posted on 26 May 2022 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Is This A Trump Commercial Or Trailer To The Latest Purge Movie?

  We were watching MSNBC and CNN tonight and saw a new Trump campaign commercial that made us think we were watching an ad for a new Purge movie. Read more

  Posted on 11 July 2020 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• More People Are Watching the Masked Singer Than Fox News and CNN Combined!

  As President Trump gets set for his latest rally this Saturday, we expect chants of “CNN sucks.” Apparently some think there is a popular divide as to which... Read more

  Posted on 14 June 2020 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice Winners Sure Feel Like He Chose Them To Help Get...

  Those familiar with this site know we were briefly fans of the Celebrity Apprentice, the show where short-of-work celebrities could help their favorite... Read more

  Posted on 26 May 2020 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Daytona Beach Long Weekend = Get Rich Or Die Tryin’

  This CNN news quote sums up everything you need to know about U.S. Memorial Day weekend 2020:“Social distancing was forgotten in Daytona Beach, Florida, on... Read more

  Posted on 25 May 2020 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Read A Strip Club Earnings Report To Learn Its Coronavirus Strategy!

  We like reading earnings reports of public companies to dig deep for entertaining facts amid boooooring accounting information.Which made us wonder today:... Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2020 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Nominees We’d Like To See Tonight

  Anyone from the “Kars4Kids” ads. At their young ages, they will be able to spend more time on the bench than perhaps any other current Justice. Read more

  Posted on 09 July 2018 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Coming Up On Fox News…

  8:00 p.m. EST “Trucker Carlson: That’s Right I’ve Gone From Bow-Tie To Trucker Hat!” 9:00 p.m. EST “Talking Points About Why I Don’t Need To Disclose My Lawyer’... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2018 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Solutions To Fake News Problem

  

  As you’ve probably read, fake news is showing up in social media and everywhere.And after you read that, you ask yourself, “Wait a minute, how do I know that th... Read more

  Posted on 09 December 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Chinese Media Just Did Better Job Explaining How Capitalism Works Than U.S. Media

  CNBC reports that a Chinese State-Controlled newspaper has warned that if America starts putting tariffs on Chinese goods, that it will cancel American Boeing... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Thanks, America – Four Years Of The Apprentice On Every Cable News Channel!

  Anyone who has read this site from this inception knows that we were once fans of Donald Trump’s reality show, the Celebrity Apprentice.Then we stopped talking... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump Appears Too Lazy To Know Michael Moore Does Not Support Him

  Donald Trump, five hours ago tweeted that he agreed with Michael Moore about an edited excerpt of his video “Michael Moore In TrumpLand.”  You can read the Twee... Read more

  Posted on 27 October 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Not The Worst News Predicts Some Battleground States

  Colorado – Legal pot and related tax revenues. Sounds like an interesting business plan for a self-proclaimed successful businessman to run as the “Law and... Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Questions That Arise About Trump’s Rigged Media

  On the weekend, Donald Trump said he would block AT&T;’s take over of Time Warner. He also said he would break-up Comcast and NBC/Universal.Why? Because the... Read more

  Posted on 24 October 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Solved It! Trump Doesn’t Might Not Get How “Polls” Or “Voting” Works.

  Donald Trump tweeted that Washington Times and Drudge Report “polls” say he won last night’s debate, according to over 70 percent of… um…people who visited the... Read more

  Posted on 20 October 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Will Trump Try To Tweet “Delinquent” Charitable Reports?

  The State of New York New York Office of the Attorney General has served this Notice on the Trump Foundation.It requires alleged “delinquent” reports of the... Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump Uses Hashtag #FollowTheMoney

  In a recent Tweet against Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump wrote: “While Hillary profits off the rigged system, I am fighting for you! Remember the simple phrase:... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mike Pence Calls Clinton “30-year” “career Politician.”

  This morning on Fox News, VP candidate Mike Pence called Hillary Clinton a “30-year” “career politician.” Since we’re all about helping politicians with debatin... Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trumps Says If He Doesn’t Win Pennsylvania, It Will Mean Elections “Rigged;”...

  3 Reasons Trump May Legitimately Lose Pennsylvania People in Philadelphia are part of the Atlantic City casino market and remember Trump casinos there going... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY