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We Solved It! Trump Doesn’t Might Not Get How “Polls” Or “Voting” Works.

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Donald Trump tweeted that Washington Times and Drudge Report “polls” say he won last night’s debate, according to over 70 percent of… um…people who visited the websites and chose to click as many times as they want that he won.

You can view the Washington Times non-scientific “poll” by clicking here.

Here are 3 Observations We Have About This Story…

  1. Perhaps this is why Trump thinks the election is rigged – because anyone can just go to any web site and vote as many times as they want in a non-scientific poll, which he will call a “poll.” How ironic that he’s alleging people will vote in the real election more than once – and then within hours says online surveys where people can vote more than once are legit polls.
  2. The American election is not American Idol! One vote per adult person. Not 100 votes from tweens who thought Phillip Phillips was dreamy. Although we get that the Celeb Apprentice former host may confuse reality TV rules with real life rules.
  3. Also like the Celeb Apprentice – you do not get to make the final arbitrary decision who wins. Everyone gets a vote! Even if you don’t like the result. Which is good, because as far as we can tell, despite insulting Clinton’s 30 years of experience, in your Celebrity Apprentice boardroom, 30 years of singing one hit song is enough experience to make Bret Michaels the best of the best in your boardroom. (Until you fired him first seasons later, because, come on, he totally wasn’t qualified to be there).

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