Mjstoner

LATEST ARTICLES ( 25 )

• Joan

  One of my first posts Why just eat the candy bar when the wrapper is the best part? talked about a lady who I now know as a regular. For obvious privacy... Read more

  Posted on 17 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Snooki on My Intercom

  

  I'm not one to spend much time on Facebook, I'll just quickly check it on my iPhone every once in a while. However a week or 2 ago I was reading a friends statu... Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Bearded Lady

  

  This morning a hunched over old lady with a beard came through my line. I'm not talking about a little bit of hair, it wasn't as thick but it was as long as... Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Do You Guys Sell Cigarettes?

  

  A kid comes in high as a kite, and I love how there's a cop right behind him. When they first walked in I thought they were together.I'm standing behind the... Read more

  Posted on 09 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Oh It's Ok She Was Only Attacked at Knife Point

  So a man comes in last night to my 3rd shift job and asks if I feel safe in here at night. I said for the most part yes. There's a million cameras in the... Read more

  Posted on 07 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Lost in Mentaltown

  A man comes in around midnight and asks what town he's in. I said "This is Mentaltown (not saying what town I really live in online)". He says "Really? Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Comcast Customer Service

  Today I'm not writing about my customers, today I'm the customer. I'm writing this live as I'm on hold with Comcast. My onDemand isn't working, but it does in... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Trick My Co-worker Played on Me

  This post isn't about a customer, but my crazy co-worker at my night job who's name I promised not to use. My co-worker... 'Matt' is a really nice Fillipino... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• How 'bout Some Fries Wih That Shake?

  

  Like many stores, ours sells little paper placards for different charities throughout the year. You pay either $1 or $5, and we give you a little paper card to... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Artichokes...My Weapon of Choice.

  

  In my line of work, you'd never think you'd have to contemplate what your weapon of choice would be if you needed to arm yourself in the grocery store. When... Read more

  Posted on 02 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Greetings from the New Guy. Erm...new Gal!

  Hello faithful readers! My name is Anita, and I've been in the retail game for almost 15 years. (Kill me now. Please. Anyone? Bueller?) Anywho, I'm a 30ish... Read more

  Posted on 02 March 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Crappy Finger Painting

  

  I was talking to my pharmacist friend at work the other night and he told me this story.Years ago when he worked at a different store, one day there was a boy... Read more

  Posted on 29 February 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Fried Chicken for Seizures

  A guy at one of my jobs had a seizure the other day. At first I had no idea what was happening, my supervisor just said "go outside and wait for the ambulance t... Read more

  Posted on 27 February 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Potty Time

  I was cleaning up behind the counter in the photo area when I stumbled on a left behind picture. At first I thought "this would be great for twitter and the... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Drunk Lady Wants Douchebags

  This drunk lady that reminded me of an older trashier Snooki came in last night. Because I wasn't at the counter she yells at the top of her lungs "yo where... Read more

  Posted on 21 February 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Apparently WW3 is Being Started Next Month by Canada?

  

  A dirty homeless looking guy came into the grocery store asking for help finding something so I went to help him and check him out. Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Things NOT to Do at the Store

  #1 Do NOT talk on your phone when you're checking out. I'm standing here waiting for you to pay, I'm busy, I have shit to do. Don't just stand there ignoring th... Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Caitlin and Grandmas Weekly Argument

  So at the grocery store we have Caitlin and her Grandma come in several times a week. Caitlin is a chubby little girl probably around 10 years old. Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• "you Can Take Those Bananas and Shove Them up Your Ass"

  

  I was just bagging when I notice 2 customers arguing in the express lane. I go to the register and there's 2 men. The first is a young guy with glasses, he... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION

• Why Just Eat the Candy Bar When the Wrapper is the Best Part?

  

  A lady comes up to my register this morning with a bunch of Dove candy bars, already half way through eating one. There all the same so I just scanned one 5... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2012 RANTS N' RAVES, SATIRE, SELF EXPRESSION