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• Louis C.K. on Dating

  

  HiI know I have not been around for a while, my bad, but I came across this snippet from Louis C.K., the comedian and I found it quite funny. I hope you enjoy i... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION

• What is True Love?

  

  Really, what is true love? You are on a date with someone you trust and the hours melt away. You wake up the next morning after being drugged. You wake up in... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• What is in a Kiss

  

  ?Image courtesy of photostock FreeDigitalPhotos.net“Aren’t you going to kiss me goodnight?” the lady said on the TV to her date. What is in a kiss that invokes... Read more

  Posted on 26 May 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• How NOT to Pick up Girls!

  

  I am sure that everyone who finds this blog will assume that they were going to get tips on how to pick up girls or women, but for that you will have to approac... Read more

  Posted on 29 April 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• My Next Life” by George Carlin

  

  MY NEXT LIFE by George CarlinI want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling... Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• Meeting on the Golf Course, a Joke

  

  My good friend Ed, from my award winning book, sent me this joke by email and I felt I had to share it. It is about a meeting on the golf course. It may be a... Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• Playing Solitaire for All You Lonely Hearts out There

  

  Solitaire’s the name of the gamehttp://www.bvssolitaire.comAfter Valentine, I was thinking about some people who said that they had no one to be with on... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match. The Art of Matchmaking.

  

  Image courtesy of jesadaphorn FreeDigitalPhotos.netMatchmaking has been around for a long time. Arranged marriages, considered a type of matchmaking, is... Read more

  Posted on 24 February 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Love Songs They Should Write

  

  Image courtesy of Grant Cochrane at http://FreeDigitalPhotos.netSappy Love SongsWe all know about those sappy love songs that tell us to fall in love and how... Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2014 DATING, LOVE & SEX, RELATIONSHIPS, SELF EXPRESSION

• Time for Some Jokes

  

  Some jokes to lighten the modeImage courtesy of farconville FreeDigitalPhotos.netHow long has it been since you had a good laugh? Here are some jokes. Please... Read more

  Posted on 03 February 2014 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• Who Wears the Pants Around Here?

  

  Who wears the pants in a relationship?Here is a joke that I was told before I got married:On Fred’s wedding he took off his pants and handed them to his bride,... Read more

  Posted on 27 January 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• What Do You Think About Louis Vuitton Handbags?

  

  Louis Vuitton handbagsMy wife has a thing about Louis Vuitton handbags. We disagree on this issue. She says that they are gorgeous and stylish and I say they ar... Read more

  Posted on 20 January 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• Lose Weight by Running

  

  Welcome to my site. You may want to check out my book, "Kill Me Now!". Thanks for visiting!Want to Lose Weight?Who doesn’t want to lose weight, people will... Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2014 FITNESS, HEALTH, HEALTHY LIVING, SELF EXPRESSION

• How to Hack Online Dating

  

  Welcome to my site. You may want to check out my book, "Kill Me Now!". Thanks for visiting!Online DatingOnline dating is the rage today. Read more

  Posted on 06 January 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• Learn to Dance to Go on a Date

  

  Welcome to my site. You may want to check out my book, "Kill Me Now!". Thanks for visiting!Image courtesy of ponsuwan / FreeDigitalPhotos.netLearn to dance is... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2014 SELF EXPRESSION

• New Year’s Eve and No Date? Is That a Crime?

  

  Welcome to my site. You may want to check out my book, "Kill Me Now!". Thanks for visiting!New Year’s Eve and no Date?Image courtesy of photostock at... Read more

  Posted on 30 December 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• A Christmas Gift for You

  

  Welcome to my site. You may want to check out my book, "Kill Me Now!". Thanks for visiting!Tomorrow is Christmas eve and I have a Christmas gift for you. Read more

  Posted on 23 December 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• Let Us Talk About Phone Etiquette

  

  Welcome to my site. You may want to check out my book, "Kill Me Now!". Thanks for visiting!Today we are going to talk about phone etiquette. Sounds strange,... Read more

  Posted on 17 December 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• Satan Appears

  

  Welcome to my site. You may want to check out my book, "Kill Me Now!". Thanks for visiting!Image courtesy of bandrat at FreeDigitalPhotos. Read more

  Posted on 09 December 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• A Shield of Health - Author Spotlight

  

  A Shield of Health It’s Only MadnessA New Book by Bill TalcottFirst of all I would like to thank Lawrence Fisher for inviting your Dear Old Uncle Bill to his... Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2013